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with the power of editing, we can pretend like this didn’t happen

I’m somehow now realizing that I completely botched this reference and no one called me on it.

summarizing the discourse today

does this need to say “professional vibe coding” or “vibe coding at work” or do we understand it without those qualifiers

vibe coding is a recession indicator

Well — it was React: https://html5experts.jp/shumpei-shiraishi/24538/

(warning: translation autogenerated by Google)

(thanks @colingourlay and @jaames!)

https://www.theverge.com/news/680893/nintendo-switch-2-eshop-faster look, I just want to know what the tech stack of the old shop was 😅

aww where did the WorldWideWeb emulator go: https://worldwideweb.cern.ch/

decoupled this one right out of 11ty’s new demo/playground component: https://neighborhood.11ty.dev/@11ty/114519676689929120

same iconic balloon, what could go wrong

thinking about a new 11ty mascot as I work on some slides this morning

my villain origin story will be overhearing well-intentioned folks casually mention that engagement on X has really dried up recently

defund react

the time for modern frameworks is over. we’re only doing antique frameworks now

@keith where is your real account keith!! I was following you 4 times 😅

Thank you to Brent Larson (Bluesky) for the answer:

https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/20/24249919/arc-browser-boost-firebase-vulnerability-patched

Source: https://lookerstudio.google.com/s/kGqhRpQG2qE

WordPress: 3.076M
Top 6 JavaScript Frameworks combined: 0.321M

WordPress in 2025 is ~10× the combined origins of Next.js, Nuxt.js, Gatsby, Astro, SvelteKit, and Remix.

I’m curious: is this chart surprising to y’all?

Web performance experts, would love to see a performance breakdown of this web site: https://indieweb.social/@yvg/114550400917431252

oh wow, a company that just did layoffs also released some cool stuff that I would absolutely otherwise share but now I didn’t see nothin

eleventy on the client in the year of react server components in the year of the Linux desktop

This old feature test for obtrusive scrollbars proved useful just now: https://www.filamentgroup.com/lab/scrollbars/

✅ Server render
⚠️ Client render
⛔️ Proprietary single-vendor edge runtimes that may or may not be around in a few years

11ty.dev now runs Eleventy clientside on the home page https://neighborhood.11ty.dev/@11ty/114519676689929120

@knowler found the issue on the tracker: https://bugs.webkit.org/show_bug.cgi?id=277893

(via https://sunny.garden/@knowler/114518759452431204)

wait — does safari devtools really not allow you to modify constructed stylesheet shadow dom styles? 😱

the most unstable thing about this release is me, apparently

on eleventy core minor release days I get to stress-watch the issue tracker like a hawk — major releases are so much easier 😅

current status

Another update: the socket.dev folks fixed this on their end almost immediately but this has now also been fixed upstream in `grype` too: https://github.com/anchore/grype/issues/1701

@chrisw_b

have you ever *really* stopped to think about how wild it is that [].join("\n") returns "" — what is it joining??

I messed up yesterday but it’s important to talk about it (and I’m thankful nothing bad came of it) https://neighborhood.11ty.dev/@11ty/114478738339553317

look I don’t know much about this but I am wondering how much of mormon theology is validated by an american pope

That https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/SubtleCrypto/digest has no synchronous API is causing me pain 😭

Though the root problem is that async constructors in JavaScript aren’t allowed — life would be so much easier with that feature 😭😭

How did I completely miss the Nunjucks `load` event: https://mozilla.github.io/nunjucks/api.html#load-event

Whew. Eleventy’s dependency graph is about to get a lot better in Nunjucks

😬 but also 🎉 but also 😅

some of you are already saying “but the calculator isn’t even accurate” and look — it just has to be right more than me, a broken clock

why should I learn math when I can pay a subscription fee for this calculator for the rest of my life

“if a calculator can do math for me, why should I learn math?” is something you’ll hear children, under-educated adults, and AI proponents say

Node.js v24.0.0 is out today! https://nodejs.org/en/blog/release/v24.0.0

Aw dang — looks like `import.meta.resolve` isn’t supported in Vitest (or Vite either?) https://github.com/vitest-dev/vitest/issues/6953

ah — I see React discourse has elevated to deflecting criticism as conspiracy theories — good job everyone!

(for the record, the use cases here are limited — and should be limited — please JavaScript responsibly)

Alright, so the previous demo was a generic Eleventy project in the browser — by itself a big milestone.

Here’s another big milestone: loading code directly from the `eleventy-base-blog` GitHub repo and using Eleventy to `innerHTML` the generated result directly to the browser. The Eleventy build takes about ~200ms in-browser and uses the RSS, Syntax Highlighter, Image, and Navigation plugins.

Still a few rough edges but we’re making progress.

it’s incredible that JavaScript can run almost everywhere but I also regret to inform you that JavaScript can run almost everywhere

I need to mention that the tattoos are irrelevant to the point: this discussion should be happening in court — *everyone* has a right to due process.

The unfortunate truth is that bad actors in this inner circle of corruption only have to dupe one person — the president — to get what they want (and it isn’t a difficult task).

The video is *wild* — he truly believes the photoshopped letters/annotations/labels on the tattoos are real.

https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/114427294596273121

try our new natural bottled mineral water collab: katy perrier

it’s out of this world

I belong in email jail and I’m sorry

Just between us, I did it.

@mastohost can y’all add yearly billing? would make expenses so much easier!

so… Vercel still doesn’t support access to the static content response body in their Edge Middleware API — is that correct?

https://vercel.com/docs/edge-middleware/middleware-api#continuing-the-middleware-chain

I want to do something like this: https://github.com/netlify/examples/blob/4af50a16baece74257bcd6af175966241bb397fb/examples/edge-functions/netlify/edge-functions/include.ts#L15-L16

Guesses welcome: what do you think it costs to run a ~10 person fully-remote tech company per month with barebones expenses outside of payroll?

(sorry, forgot to specify USD)

There is some *wild* parasitic open-source on display here: https://philiplaine.com/posts/getting-forked-by-microsoft/

(via @LGUG2Z)

I think most people would probably take a free trip to space, to be fair

celebrities redeeming a fastpass golden ticket on a billionaire’s space tourism amusement ride and not realizing it would be an indictment of wealth inequality is *wild*

if I triage enough of this issue tracker I will finally find peace

if an LLM generated the code, it should get full credit for the code

we should be able to git blame an LLM

integrity is only a weakness if you don’t have enough

so, are the Chrome layoffs related to the possible sale of Chrome away from Google?

jury duty was cancelled (no reason given)

it’s *wild* that I’ve been selected for jury duty in this moment and you bet your ass I’m gonna bring every ounce of integrity I have to this shit

I’m very thankful for this place.

I would have *never* correctly predicted the results of this poll.