16 replies

1. Max Fenton 12 min later

   @zachleat Free Luigi!

2. Ryan 31 min later

   @zachleat and if they ask, you don't know anything about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

3. mrblank 1 hr later

   @zachleat We need more intelligent people doing jury duty!

   Last time I did it for a murder 1 trial, half the room were gleeful idiots & the defense lawyer picked the dumbest ones. I also saw an expensive lawyer work and now I understand why my cop dad said I could grow up to be anything I wanted except a lawyer.

4. Jason Garber 1 hr later

   @zachleat Remember: if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t.

5. Evil Jim O’Donnell 2 hr later

   @zachleat Opening statements: “Your honour, my client builds high quality web sites with Next.js…”

6. Bob Monsour 2 hr later

   @zachleat Having served just a few months ago, while your courts may operate differently than those here in California, while deliberating, make sure to pay close attention to the jury instructions. Your parsing skills will come in handy.

7. Zach Leatherman 3 days later

   jury duty was cancelled (no reason given)

   1. Joe Steinbring 3 days later

      @zachleat 😒 Sorry to hear that

   2. Robb Knightmare 3 days later

      @zachleat solved all the crimes already

      1. Zach Leatherman 3 days later

         @robb the crime wave is simply a 👋🏻

   3. Slasher Calavera 🔪💀 3 days later

      @zachleat does this mean you’re...

      1. Zach Leatherman 3 days later

         @ashur ahahaha 🏆 I think it needs to be declared verbally

   4. Jason Garber 3 days later

      @zachleat crimes are legal

   5. Bob Monsour 3 days later

      @zachleat They probably settled for a plea deal or settled (criminal or civil).

   6. Tyler Sticka 3 days later

      @zachleat delayed april fools

   7. tripleman, a 🇨🇦 in 🇩🇪 3 days later

      @zachleat Well, Trump ordered the DOJ to just straight-up stop investigating all crypto scams.