19 replies

1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 10 min later

   web components are dead? no. they have ascended to immortality — this mortal coil but a pale whisper to the wild invigorate breath, warming those who continue long beyond our meager lifespan

   1. JordanFinners Bluesky 26 min later

      Shopify have just announced a big move to web components! Is this what web components becoming technical mature looks like...
      www.shopify.com/partners/blo...

      1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 28 min later

         we may never know arewebcomponentsathingyet.com

         1. JordanFinners Bluesky 29 min later

            🤣 🤣 🤣

   2. Stuart Langridge Bluesky 33 min later

      disconnectedCallback() {
      console.log("Ancient spirits of evil, " +
      "transform this decayed form " +
      "into Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!");
      this.savedParent.insertBefore(this, this.savedNextSibling);
      }

      1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 35 min later

         onbeforeunload? not on my watch

         1. Stuart Langridge Bluesky 36 min later

            also, made the browser hang like four times in an infinite loop while I was checking that this idea works :)

            1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 45 min later

               oh fascinating: infinite loops are immortal javascript

2. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 10 min later

   web components are dead? no. they have ascended to immortality — this mortal coil but a pale whisper to the wild invigorate breath, warming those who continue long beyond our meager lifespan

   1. Eric McCormick Mastodon 1 hr later

      @zachleat in undeath web components seek only to consume the brains of those antifanboys who decried them in life.

      1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 2 hr later

         @edm00se fox news heard someone say antifa

         1. Eric McCormick Mastodon 2 hr later

            @zachleat or maybe a caravan of web components are in their way?

3. 👾 Attila Gonda Mastodon 11 min later

   @zachleat this hit too hard after getting a rejection today without any interview where I really thought I have a shot based on my experience 😞

   (although neither the job mentioned web components, nor I have experience with it)

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 12 min later

      @pcdevil aw shit, I’m sorry :(

      I know those feelings and they are not good feelings

      you deserve better ❤️

      1. 👾 Attila Gonda Mastodon 24 min later

         @zachleat thanks Zach, I appreciate your kind words 💙

4. Citizen Scott Bluesky 17 min later

   I’m sorry but we’re going another way with our DBA role. But would you optimize a hung query for us?

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 26 min later

      I can put sql in your front matter, does that help

5. Dan Ryan Mastodon 36 min later

   @zachleat Does that make us necromancers?

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 36 min later

      @d you can’t mance something that isn’t necro