How did I completely miss the Nunjucks `load` event: https://mozilla.github.io/nunjucks/api.html#load-event

Whew. Eleventy’s dependency graph is about to get a lot better in Nunjucks

😬 but also 🎉 but also 😅

some of you are already saying “but the calculator isn’t even accurate” and look — it just has to be right more than me, a broken clock

why should I learn math when I can pay a subscription fee for this calculator for the rest of my life

“if a calculator can do math for me, why should I learn math?” is something you’ll hear children, under-educated adults, and AI proponents say

Node.js v24.0.0 is out today! https://nodejs.org/en/blog/release/v24.0.0

Aw dang — looks like `import.meta.resolve` isn’t supported in Vitest (or Vite either?) https://github.com/vitest-dev/vitest/issues/6953

ah — I see React discourse has elevated to deflecting criticism as conspiracy theories — good job everyone!

(for the record, the use cases here are limited — and should be limited — please JavaScript responsibly)

Alright, so the previous demo was a generic Eleventy project in the browser — by itself a big milestone.

Here’s another big milestone: loading code directly from the `eleventy-base-blog` GitHub repo and using Eleventy to `innerHTML` the generated result directly to the browser. The Eleventy build takes about ~200ms in-browser and uses the RSS, Syntax Highlighter, Image, and Navigation plugins.

Still a few rough edges but we’re making progress.

it’s incredible that JavaScript can run almost everywhere but I also regret to inform you that JavaScript can run almost everywhere

I need to mention that the tattoos are irrelevant to the point: this discussion should be happening in court — *everyone* has a right to due process.

The unfortunate truth is that bad actors in this inner circle of corruption only have to dupe one person — the president — to get what they want (and it isn’t a difficult task).

The video is *wild* — he truly believes the photoshopped letters/annotations/labels on the tattoos are real.

https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/114427294596273121

try our new natural bottled mineral water collab: katy perrier

it’s out of this world

I belong in email jail and I’m sorry

Just between us, I did it.

@mastohost can y’all add yearly billing? would make expenses so much easier!

so… Vercel still doesn’t support access to the static content response body in their Edge Middleware API — is that correct?

https://vercel.com/docs/edge-middleware/middleware-api#continuing-the-middleware-chain

I want to do something like this: https://github.com/netlify/examples/blob/4af50a16baece74257bcd6af175966241bb397fb/examples/edge-functions/netlify/edge-functions/include.ts#L15-L16

Guesses welcome: what do you think it costs to run a ~10 person fully-remote tech company per month with barebones expenses outside of payroll?

(sorry, forgot to specify USD)

There is some *wild* parasitic open-source on display here: https://philiplaine.com/posts/getting-forked-by-microsoft/

(via @LGUG2Z)

I think most people would probably take a free trip to space, to be fair

celebrities redeeming a fastpass golden ticket on a billionaire’s space tourism amusement ride and not realizing it would be an indictment of wealth inequality is *wild*

if I triage enough of this issue tracker I will finally find peace

if an LLM generated the code, it should get full credit for the code

we should be able to git blame an LLM

integrity is only a weakness if you don’t have enough

so, are the Chrome layoffs related to the possible sale of Chrome away from Google?

jury duty was cancelled (no reason given)

it’s *wild* that I’ve been selected for jury duty in this moment and you bet your ass I’m gonna bring every ounce of integrity I have to this shit

I’m very thankful for this place.

I would have *never* correctly predicted the results of this poll.

javascript doesn’t belong in my pngs

the purpose of a system (person) is what it does (they do)

Thinking about Matt’s claim that Automattic’s recent tantrums were *not* motivated by financial difficulties as they laid off 16% of their workforce yesterday.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/02/wordpress-maker-automattic-lays-off-16-of-staff/

https://x.com/sereedmedia/status/1839394786622722432

I’m sure it’s still unrelated.

we did it, everyone.

“can we have a feature where a toot self destructs when it hits 50 boosts” will self destruct in 10… 9…