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1. Aaron Gustafson 2 min later

   @zachleat It would stay the same but the spelling would suffer

   1. Aaron Gustafson 3 min later

      @zachleat Not throwing shade at your 5yo, it's just that English spelling makes no sense at all

      1. Zach Leatherman 5 min later

         @Aaron how dare ewe

2. Karl Oscar Weber 5 min later

   @zachleat they would definitely get better.

3. Bastian Allgeier 15 min later

   @zachleat in my experience, age isn’t really a factor when you are into poop jokes. It’s a life choice and often passed forward genetically. So I guess it won’t change much.

   1. Zach Leatherman 28 min later

      @bastianallgeier poop jokes, the best and most accessible jokes 💩

      1. lief 32 min later

         @zachleat @bastianallgeier I made up a poop joke once. All my friends hated it. Do you want to hear it?

         1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

            @lief @bastianallgeier how solid of a joke is it

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4. Jim Nielsen 26 min later

   @zachleat and if i let my five y/o write for my account, our two accounts would find each other and get stuck in an infinite loop of poop jokes that would test the very capacity and limits of the fediverse architecture

   1. Zach Leatherman 29 min later

      @jimniels sidekiq queues go brrrrrrrrrrr

5. Jason Garber 35 min later

   @zachleat CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

6. nilsmielke ⁂ 3 hr later

   @zachleat It would increase, poossibly.

7. live, laugh, loni 4 hr later

   @zachleat tbqh i think it's p rude to assume that their content would be crappier

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      @lawnsea clogging the stream with shitposts

      1. live, laugh, loni 5 hr later

         @zachleat i guess the only way to find out is to take the plunge

         1. Zach Leatherman 5 hr later

            @lawnsea there’s three ways this can go: an uptick, a downtick, and septic

            1. Laurie Voss 5 hr later

               @zachleat @lawnsea Let their voice be turd!

               1. live, laugh, loni 6 hr later

                  @seldo @zachleat 👏 and just think: if it all comes out ok, you'll be flush with pride

                  1. Zach Leatherman 6 hr later

                     @lawnsea @seldo starting to think I have no choice now—it’s my doody as a parent

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9. Dave Vogt 5 hr later

   @zachleat in my household,probably not. the number would probably not meaningfully change