16 replies

1. Eric McCormick 5 min later

   @zachleat bruh

   1. Zach Leatherman 6 min later

      @edm00se it’s this or a tote bag fundraiser, eric

      1. Eric McCormick 7 min later

         @zachleat are the tote bags made from entirely sustainably sourced post-consumer recycled fiber content?

         1. Zach Leatherman 8 min later

            @edm00se no they’re made from weakened but not *yet* punctured lithium batteries

            1. Eric McCormick 11 min later

               @zachleat are they pillowy soft? That could be a selling feature.

               1. Zach Leatherman 12 min later

                  @edm00se hard as a rock, which coincidentally you could use to puncture the batteries

                  1. Eric McCormick 13 min later

                     @zachleat well at least it's a good deal then.

                     1. Zach Leatherman 14 min later

                        @edm00se you haven’t seen the pricing tiers yet

                        1. Eric McCormick 17 min later

                           @zachleat let me guess, there's a subscription plan that includes access to the 11ty+ cinematic universe?

2. Alvaro Montoro 32 min later

   @zachleat The most unrealistic thing of that picture is the tip starting at 15%. The places around here start already at 18% or 20%. 😬

   1. Zach Leatherman 37 min later

      @alvaromontoro it’s geographically adjusted based on median household incomes

3. Eric Carlisle 1 hr later

   @zachleat Wondering how Gratuity Dependency Trees would differ amongst the different package managers. 🤔
   #rimshot

4. Bob Monsour 1 hr later

   @zachleat No. You. Are. Not.

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @bobmonsour how was my Mastodon reply?

      Add a tip:

5. motionsuggests 6 hr later

   @zachleat
   I usually tip in cash, so do I just fold up the bills and shove them in the usb port or …

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 day later

      @motionsuggests yes but I don’t think that’s a usb-c feature. On usb-c you just tap the bill to the port