11 replies

1. catraxx 15 min later

   @zachleat What, i don't get a discount? What a ripoff.

   1. Zach Leatherman 15 min later

      @catraxx you are an interdimensional being independent of time and space—as such I will give you 13 million years for $20B

      1. catraxx 22 min later

         @zachleat Do you accept paypal?

         1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

            @catraxx venmo only sorry

2. Bastian Allgeier 21 min later

   @zachleat I would still be anxious that I’ll forget to unsubscribe after 12 million years.

   1. Zach Leatherman 21 min later

      @bastianallgeier maybe set a reminder in your calendar

      1. Bastian Allgeier 50 min later

         @zachleat and then I’ll get hit by the year 20k bug.

      2. Matthias Ott 57 min later

         @zachleat @bastianallgeier

         12 million years later, an alarm goes off in an abandoned spaceship in the Central European Desert.

         The expedition team from Mars finds a dusty computer screen. As they wipe away the dust, a message appears. It reads:

         “Cancel Adobe membership”

         1. Bastian Allgeier 1 hr later

            @matthiasott @zachleat 🤣🤣

         2. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

            @matthiasott @bastianallgeier #SciFiShortStories (this is art)

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