34 replies

1. Abel Cabans Bluesky 10 min later

   😂😂😂

2. Cory Mastodon 12 min later

   @zachleat I dunno I think you could do a solid job running it

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 16 min later

      @cory jokes on them—I can run Figma without buying the company. I just have to open my web browser

      1. Cory Mastodon 25 min later

         @zachleat touché — if that’s the test I’m definitely not qualified

         1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 26 min later

            @cory cory it’s the blue E icon on your windows desktop

            1. Cory Mastodon 38 min later

               @zachleat I thought that was just to get to altavista

               1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 40 min later

                  @cory I just pulled an SEO heist on dogpile and no one noticed

                  1. Cory Mastodon 54 min later

                     @zachleat next up you’ll be running a clickjacking scheme on friendster

                     1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 4 hr later

                        @cory (this was my favorite thread of the day, thank you)

                        1. Cory Mastodon 4 hr later

                           @zachleat I’m always here to riff on the internet days of yore 🫡

                        2. Asbjørn Ulsberg Mastodon 1 day later

                           @zachleat Mine as well. Many thanks to the both of you! 🙏🏼 @cory

3. Ingvar Stepanyan Bluesky 12 min later

   Now you got to pay them $1B.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 46 min later

      oh no

      1. Ingvar Stepanyan Bluesky 49 min later

         Btw, any chance you want to buy one of my OSS libraries?

         Yes or no only.

         1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 1 hr later

            is it really any chance or is it 100%/0% chance? pick one 😀

4. Joe Lanman Mastodon 14 min later

   @zachleat yeh the free tier is ok

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 16 min later

      @joelanman *exactly* 🏆🏆🏆

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6. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 18 min later

   according to their pricing page $20B gets you about 12 million years on the enterprise plan, for the record

   1. catraxx Mastodon 33 min later

      @zachleat What, i don't get a discount? What a ripoff.

      1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 34 min later

         @catraxx you are an interdimensional being independent of time and space—as such I will give you 13 million years for $20B

         1. catraxx Mastodon 41 min later

            @zachleat Do you accept paypal?

            1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 1 hr later

               @catraxx venmo only sorry

   2. Bastian Allgeier Mastodon 39 min later

      @zachleat I would still be anxious that I’ll forget to unsubscribe after 12 million years.

      1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 40 min later

         @bastianallgeier maybe set a reminder in your calendar

         1. Bastian Allgeier Mastodon 1 hr later

            @zachleat and then I’ll get hit by the year 20k bug.

         2. Matthias Ott Mastodon 1 hr later

            @zachleat @bastianallgeier

            12 million years later, an alarm goes off in an abandoned spaceship in the Central European Desert.

            The expedition team from Mars finds a dusty computer screen. As they wipe away the dust, a message appears. It reads:

            “Cancel Adobe membership”

            1. Bastian Allgeier Mastodon 1 hr later

               @matthiasott @zachleat 🤣🤣

            2. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 1 hr later

               @matthiasott @bastianallgeier #SciFiShortStories (this is art)

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8. Simon Cox Mastodon 46 min later

   @zachleat
   I’d be quite happy with the $1b Figma are getting for the merger not going ahead! Somebody’s winning.

9. Chris from 🇨🇦 Bluesky 3 hr later

   reported as "CEO of Megacorp Eleventy Fails in Bid to Buy Figma"

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 4 hr later

      I am being attacked!!