Just to clear a few things up for people:

1. My kids are not babies, so I didn’t take any candy from a baby! This was not an easy task—in fact I am very cool for doing this because they are old enough to both count and write so they could be keeping inventory logs of the candy.

2. Candy is unhealthy, actually! Their dentist didn’t sanction the heist but I definitely got a vibe that this needed to happen

3. I wanted a snack