10 replies

1. Zach Leatherman 19 min later

   Just to clear a few things up for people:

   1. My kids are not babies, so I didn’t take any candy from a baby! This was not an easy task—in fact I am very cool for doing this because they are old enough to both count and write so they could be keeping inventory logs of the candy.

   2. Candy is unhealthy, actually! Their dentist didn’t sanction the heist but I definitely got a vibe that this needed to happen

   3. I wanted a snack

2. Slab Bulkhead 23 min later

   @zachleat Sugary Exfiltration Operation

   1. Zach Leatherman 25 min later

      @slab_bulkhead exactly

      I am very artificially intelligent

3. Cory Birdsong 2 hr later

   @zachleat we always end up sneakily eating the decent candy, leaving them with a bunch of garbage lollipops and candy corn a week later.

   1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

      @cbirdsong as it should be

4. Reese Armstrong 6 hr later

   @zachleat Reminded me of this post I saw this morning: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/111482420414024520

   1. Zach Leatherman 16 hr later

      @reesericci this was in fact a subtoot of that thread 😅

      1. Reese Armstrong 16 hr later

         @zachleat Ah it didn't show up on my client

5. Mike 1 day later

   @zachleat

   We ate all.our kids Easter eggs and justified it with the fact we buy them Chocolate brownies and all sorts throughout the year

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 day later

      @mikestreety this seems like a fair trade