16 replies

1. cthos 🐱 7 min later

   @zachleat that sounds like a challenge. I shall provision you a production database and then accidentally delete it. Just for you.

   1. Zach Leatherman 20 min later

      @cthos the only provisions I need are in the 1985 classic video game entitled the oregon trail

      1. brad_frost 3 hr later

         @zachleat @cthos

         1. Zach Leatherman 5 hr later

            @brad_frost @cthos you have 3673836 pounds of meat, you can carry 20

            1. cthos 🐱 6 hr later

               @zachleat @brad_frost I eat the remaining pounds.

2. Robb 8 min later

   @zachleat I accept this challenge!

   1. Zach Leatherman 20 min later

      @Robb please keep me updated on my web site downforeveryoneorjustme.com

3. Stuart Langridge 18 min later

   @zachleat And “editing things in production” is considerably less terrifying when that’s just scp

   1. Zach Leatherman 21 min later

      @sil well, wait 😅

      1. Stuart Langridge 24 min later

         @zachleat I didn’t say it was entirely unterrifying :-)

4. Barry Pollard 1 hr later

   @zachleat Are you sure there didn't used to be one a few mins ago?

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @tunetheweb Little ~~Bobby~~ Barry Tables, is that you??

      1. Barry Pollard 1 hr later

         @zachleat I hope you're happy!

   2. Sergey Chernyshev 2 hr later

      @tunetheweb @zachleat no database is just somebody else’s database

      1. Barry Pollard 3 hr later

         @SergeyChe @zachleat I went database-less when I went server-less.

5. Avalynn Gunn 🇵🇸 5 hr later

   @zachleat You've heard of Serverless, now introducing Databaseless!

   It's like incognito mode for all of your user sessions!