18 replies

1. Zach Leatherman 10 min later

   a web site that throttles the developer’s browser to the slowest visitor’s page view

   1. Alex Russell 5 hr later

      @zachleat: a browser that throttles the developer's website to their slowest visitor's experience

      1. Zach Leatherman 5 hr later

         @slightlyoff this is big thinking

      2. Alex Russell 5 hr later

         @zachleat: a browser that trottles github and all RFC 1918 addresses to their website's slowest visitor experience

   2. Noah Liebman 7 hr later

      @zachleat my computer is from 2015 and my phone is from 2016, so I test where I code

   3. Stefan 7 hr later

      @zachleat corporate sabotage by visiting you competitor's website with the slowest possible connection.

      1. Zach Leatherman 7 hr later

         @stefan “Where is all this IE6 traffic coming from??”

2. Dave 🧱 15 min later

   @zachleat a web site that assumes you will read every page of it's documentation in the next half hour and consumes your cache immediately

   1. Zach Leatherman 26 min later

      @DavidDarnes you’re either thirsty or you’re hydrated

      1. Ben Brignell 39 min later

         @zachleat @DavidDarnes have a hot drink to cool yourselves down

         1. Zach Leatherman 44 min later

            @ben @DavidDarnes I already took a cold shower to warm myself up

            1. Ben Brignell 45 min later

               @zachleat @DavidDarnes did you know in Australia the water in the shower goes up?

               1. Zach Leatherman 48 min later

                  @ben @DavidDarnes not many people know this but isaac newton was australian

                  1. Ben Brignell 53 min later

                     @zachleat @DavidDarnes and did you know it was a myth that an apple fell on his head? He actually regurgitated a complete unspoiled apple upwards into the sky. It is still in orbit to this day. And it is where apple computers got the name apple computers from for their apple computers.

                     1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

                        @ben @DavidDarnes and most people think it was a red delicious apple but it was actually a granny smith

                        1. Ben Brignell 2 hr later

                           @zachleat @DavidDarnes this is why it has survived so long in the vaccuuumcm of space since Granny Smith apples contain higher levels of vitamin A which is known to spur excess apple skin growth in direct sunlight

                           #science

                           1. Dave 🧱 2 hr later

                              @ben @zachleat this is what Elon sounds like in person

                              1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

                                 @DavidDarnes @ben elon is a vitamin a-hole