78 replies

1. Schalk Neethling 5 min later

   Hello 👋

2. Jake Lazaroff 5 min later

   i do not like this new feature

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      take it up with bsky, I dunno why they added it

3. Jack Harner 🚀 Web Developer 5 min later

   Don't tell me what to do.

   1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

      I am your father and you will obey my rules when you live under my roof

      *runs away screaming*

4. Sara Joy ☠️ 6 min later

   Nnnngghhhh

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      sara are you ok

      1. Sara Joy ☠️ 2 hr later

         Face

         1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

            About

            1. Sara Joy ☠️ 2 hr later

               🪒

               1. Sara Joy ☠️ 2 hr later

                  You had a figurative close shave, shame we missed out on the literal one

                  1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

                     my partner is very mad we didn’t hit 100k

                     1. Sara Joy ☠️ 2 hr later

                        Aw!

                        ...maybe you could raise yet *more* money and do it for charity...

                        1. Konnor Rogers 4 hr later

                           Zach beard shave charity stream when?!

                           1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

                              dollar shave club brand partnership

5. Bill Criswell 9 min later

   Ok

6. ⭑ salma 16 min later

   how many ps are in zach

   1. ⭑ salma 17 min later

      make no mistakes

      1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

         I will make mistake per my contract

         1. ⭑ salma 2 hr later

            how many ps are in your contract

            1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

               I can tell you but you’ll have to give me a few npm tokens first

               1. ⭑ salma 17 hr later

                  i apologise for the confusion, but your token usage has been capped due to overspend and under-delivery

                  please try again next month

7. Erik Vorhes 17 min later

   oh no

8. ppk 🇪🇺 19 min later

   Civilization is lost. Send help.

9. Steve Gardner 21 min later

   No, I refuse.

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      I respect your choice

10. daniel r(ooooooh) in nyc 🇺🇸 46 min later

    it would be a pleasure

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       and a good afternoon/evening to you, Daniel

11. Jon Kuperman 51 min later

    fine

    1. Alex Russell 55 min later

       *again*?

       1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

          and *another one*

12. bingeling 55 min later

    ok

13. Aquaticat 59 min later

    Meow

14. Alex 1 hr later
15. patak 1 hr later

    we can't keep doing this, zach

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       what other choice do we have

       1. patak 2 hr later

          good point. let's keep walking

          1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

             even walking in the wrong direction can be a wondrous celebration of movement

16. Taghan Slinky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 1 hr later

    jeez, well if you insist

17. Éimí 1 hr later

    But my name is not Everyone?

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       this is the dad joke we needed

18. {🧪} +paoloricciuti.svelte 1 hr later

    I'm sorry but I will not reply...shit

19. Cristian Díaz 1 hr later

    *sigh* Fine!

20. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

    don’t atproto me

21. Christian Alder 2 hr later

    Reply… this!

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       Pocket sand and pocket sand accessories

22. Jeff Posnick 2 hr later

    🎶 But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get ratioed 🎶

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       RFC 2119, yeah you know me 🎶

23. Peter 2 hr later
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24. Private reply 2 hr later
    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       we appreciate your compliance with bluesky policy

25. wertercatt 2 hr later

    Hazell: Alright 8ut I'm licking nya

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       I don’t know what this means but your reply has been logged as completed, thank you

26. naugtur 3 hr later

    Ok

    1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

       noted

27. lion-byte (mark) 3 hr later

    👀

    1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later
28. Michael Warren 3 hr later

    sigh. i guess cuz it’s the rules.

29. Hidde 4 hr later

    let's go

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

       as long as I don’t have to leave my house, I’m in

30. Cthos 4 hr later

    ....I feel compelled. What have you done??

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

       inside every person there are two reply-guy wolves

       1. Cthos 4 hr later

          they both desire to keep replying.

31. Brian LeRoux 4 hr later

    just. one. more. post.

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

       nobody wants to push rocks up a hill anymore

       1. Brian LeRoux 4 hr later

          nobody said developer experience would be easy. no wait a sec that's what they all say 🤔

          1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

             developer evangelists!

             1. Brian LeRoux 5 hr later

                devtools do require some level of faith 😇

32. Rik Schennink 4 hr later

    I will comply and not complicate things!

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

       bluesky moderators thank you

33. Konnor Rogers 4 hr later
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34. Scott O'Hara 5 hr later

    Hmm…

35. Evan 15 hr later

    is it a new feature on bsky?😂

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 days later

       I might be in an A/B test