11 replies

1. Kyle Reddoch (CybersecKyle) Mastodon 3 min later

   @zachleat Remove system32 okay

2. Jason Garber Mastodon 9 min later

   @zachleat DO NOT HALLUCINATE

   1. Slasher Calavera 🔪💀 Mastodon 13 min later

      @jgarber @zachleat Dear Santa Claude,

      This sprint I would like a million-line PR that does everything I think it will, nothing I think it won’t, and absolutely is not just a series of the next statistically likely code-shaped token.

3. Paul L Mastodon 14 min later

   @zachleat
   Just run as administrator `rm -rf /`; result is guaranteed to leave no malware.

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 15 min later

      @polx the logic is sound

   2. Tixie Salander Mastodon 1 hr later

      @polx @zachleat isn’t the command just to remove any french files on your system? :thonking:

4. Mike Aparicio Bluesky 59 min later
   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 2 hr later

      such primitive technology

      1. Mike Aparicio Bluesky 2 hr later

         A keyboard?! How quaint!

5. cthos 🐱 Mastodon 1 hr later

   @zachleat "Oh no! It still read the file and told me I should feel bad about my life choices. This is malware of the highest order and I demand to speak to a manager!"

6. TunafishTiger Mastodon 6 hr later

   @zachleat computer delete the firewall