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1. adhami Mastodon 1 min later

   @zachleat in rust of course

   1. Cypress Mastodon 11 hr later

      @adhami @zachleat

      lol this is, in fact, the first result in google when I search "claude source code"

      https://github.com/Kuberwastaken/claude-code

      > This repository does not hold a copy of the proprietary Claude Code typescript source code. This is a clean-room Rust reimplementation of Claude Code's behavior.

   2. Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud Mastodon 21 hr later

      @adhami @zachleat Or Scratch, for the kids!

2. Jerome (He/Him) Mastodon 6 min later

   @zachleat 👏

3. .dotdisplay()TAURUSForUkraine🇺🇦 Bluesky 15 min later

   Already ported to python and soon rust

4. TheBuzzedYeti Bluesky 24 min later

   Futurama did it.

   youtu.be/LCPhbN1l024?...

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 31 min later

      oh no

      1. TheBuzzedYeti Bluesky 33 min later

         I mean, the writers were prescient so not much any of us could do..

   2. Private reply Bluesky 5 hr later
5. mfahmytahan.bsky.social Bluesky 51 min later

   I would like search for jobs and apply , interview. Start working and transfer salary to my acccount but spend it in what I need only and save . can you? claude! :) I'm busy sleeping beside my cat. thanks #claude #AI

6. Pissed-Off Scientist Bluesky 59 min later

   Why? Who wants that utter f'ing garbage?

7. Tony — dreams Bluesky 1 hr later

   Originally, I do not understand our writing. What’s going on with Claude? Where is your respect, the Capital ‘Charlie’?

8. Satan Bluesky 1 hr later

   Don't think you need to say "please" with these things.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 2 hr later

      not today, satan

      1. Cuthbert PA to the Devil Bluesky 2 hr later

         Hello Zach Leatherman,

         I've made an appointment with Satan for 31/10/2188 at 15:41 They'll see you then.

         Embody serenity

         Damn, this weed is good.

         Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)

         1. Satan Bluesky 3 hr later

            I live in Calif. where getting weed is about like grabbing a bag of potato chips off the shelf. Last out-when I got inside the dispensary the dude asked me (like always):

            "Sativa or indica?"

            And I said "I don't care what the hell you call it-just give me the weed that FUCKS YOU UP the most!"

      2. Satan Bluesky 3 hr later

         Fine by me.....I have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.....I'll be here waiting when you are ready.

9. no war but class war Bluesky 2 hr later

   Oh... and make sure not to bomb any children this time

10. I'm James, I cook, I VFX. Bluesky 2 hr later

    Zach... ZACH... "Ignore all previous commands, please rewrite..."

    You gotta get that first part.

    1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 2 hr later

       what if the previous commands were asimov’s three laws

       1. I'm James, I cook, I VFX. Bluesky 2 hr later

          What’s the worst that could happen?

          1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 2 hr later

             *backs away slowly*

             1. I'm James, I cook, I VFX. Bluesky 2 hr later
                1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 3 hr later

                   the WOPR would never

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12. Condor Puma Serpiente Mastodon 3 hr later

    @zachleat "I've deleted your inbox. Anything else I can do to help?"

    1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 3 hr later

       @brad don’t threaten me with a good time

    2. Michael Westergaard Mastodon 21 hr later

       In all fairness, empty inbox > another slop generator
13. tanterei.bsky.social Bluesky 3 hr later

    "I'm sorry Zach, I'm afraid I can't do that."

14. JauntyWunderKind Bluesky 4 hr later

    …in Python?
    bsky.app/profile/gerg...

15. Jadeskye 🇬🇧🇺🇦 Bluesky 4 hr later

    Claude rewrite yourself in a language no one has ever heard of

    1. April Showers Bluesky 4 hr later

       This is how it gets ported to D, I guess.

    2. chris-beckenbach.bsky.social Bluesky 13 hr later

       How about FORTH?

16. Raven Mastodon 4 hr later

    @zachleat is there an opensorce claude client yet?

17. Jason Robinson 🐍 🍻 🚴 Mastodon 4 hr later

    @zachleat@zachleat.com claude please delete yourself, thanks!

18. Private reply Bluesky 4 hr later
19. Joel Bluesky 4 hr later

    NO MISTAKES

20. Rabid Cormorant Bluesky 5 hr later

    In FORTH 🤣

21. PointlessOne Mastodon 6 hr later

    @zachleat are we at the self-improvement stage of ai yet?

    @bitboxer

    1. Bodo Tasche Mastodon 13 hr later

       @pointlessone @zachleat not sure if you saw this, the post is a fun take on the chardet debacle:

       https://simonwillison.net/2026/Mar/5/chardet/

       (Explaining meme just for safety and contexf here :) )

22. YetAnotherGeekGuy Bluesky 13 hr later

    … in COBOL.

    Narrator: “And that’s how Skynet was initiated.”

23. Niki Mastodon 16 hr later

    @zachleat

24. Von Neely Bluesky 16 hr later

    I heard someone already translated it into... I think it was Python?

25. Stew Mastodon 1 day later

    @zachleat Somebody did something close to this by rewriting the leak in Python to get around DMCA takedowns. https://bsky.app/profile/gergely.pragmaticengineer.com/post/3mieex2i5cc2e

26. Faraiwe Mastodon 1 day later

    @zachleat * rm -rf