49 replies

1. cthos 🐱 Mastodon 5 min later

   @zachleat one nine of availability is all we should hope for.

   Wait wait, we can go even lower.

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 6 min later

      @cthos you receive: one eight

      1. cthos 🐱 Mastodon 17 min later

         @zachleat henceforth the internet will run on pieces of eight

         1. Kelson Mastodon 28 min later

            @cthos @zachleat that would make the parrots make more sense.

2. Thomas Randolph Mastodon 5 min later

   @zachleat 16/90 days with some outage, most of them severe. 99.38% uptime.

   1. Thomas Randolph Mastodon 6 min later

      @zachleat hey here's one you've probably never heard:

      "How do you know an 'AI' company is lying?"

      "They're publishing data."

      Or something, I'm still workshopping this.

      1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 7 min later

         @rockerest are you saying it’s worse than this report shows 😅

         1. Thomas Randolph Mastodon 23 min later

            @zachleat hey hey hey my lawyer has advised me not to say ANYTHING. But if someone were saying something, allegedly, someone might be saying that "uptime" almost certainly has some bonkers definition that no real person would find satisfying.

            1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 25 min later

               @rockerest let’s ask claude—wait

3. hayleigh Bluesky 5 min later

   just one more agent bro i swear one more agent and we’ll ship so much bro

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 9 min later

      we’re disrupting uptime expectations

4. Toby Mastodon 6 min later

   @zachleat lmao. Oh my.

5. Nick Nisi Bluesky 8 min later

   Better than GitHub!

   1. Nate Taylor Bluesky 9 min later

      Why is it all gray?

      (Not for me, but someone)

      1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 13 min later

         I believe this is feedback for upstream vendor www.atlassian.com/software/sta...

         1. Nate Taylor Bluesky 37 min later

            Oh, what are the chances the people maintaining that page were part of the 1600 who just got RIF'd?

            1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 44 min later

               😬😬😬😬

   2. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 10 min later

      I… don’t think this is true 😅 unless you mean copilot specifically 🫣

      1. Pier Bluesky 42 min later

         actions are not the most reliable either

6. Doug Wilson Mastodon 14 min later

   @zachleat I’ve enjoyed checking on this myself.

7. Matthias Ott Mastodon 18 min later

   @zachleat Those are not outages. This is just what it looks like when the geniuses of the country of geniuses in a data center are taking their time to THINK!

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 23 min later

      @matthiasott uptime only exists if you have long term memory

8. Cory Dransfeldt Mastodon 20 min later

   @zachleat While it's degraded it's not degrading your software

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 24 min later

      @cory D is a passing grade

      1. Cory Dransfeldt Mastodon 27 min later

         @zachleat Putting the grade in degrade

      2. Jason Garber Mastodon 49 min later

         @zachleat @cory “D” is for “downtime”…!

         1. Cory Dransfeldt Mastodon 52 min later

            @jgarber @zachleat I could use more downtime

            1. Jason Garber Mastodon 1 hr later

               @cory @zachleat dlogging off

               1. Cory Dransfeldt Mastodon 1 hr later

                  @jgarber @zachleat what if we all got to keep github's schedule

                  1. Jason Garber Mastodon 1 hr later

                     @cory @zachleat Approved!

9. Samo Korošec Bluesky 23 min later

   Colors are good. People like colors!

10. Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊) Mastodon 26 min later

    @zachleat so at which point do we stop grading these services on a curve and treat them like any other computer software provider? (aka curse, smash things, and yeet them into the sun for being so unreliable…like we would any other software of such flakiness 😅)

    1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 28 min later

       @jaredwhite “the first nine of uptime is free…”

11. Jonas Kruckenberg Bluesky 36 min later

    oh noo the githubifucation

12. Jason Garber Mastodon 48 min later

    @zachleat Thought that was GitHub until I looked closer.

13. Ramiro Mastodon 1 hr later

    @zachleat not even accurately representing the downtime I was just hitting a bunch of 529s and couldn’t get things working for like and hour or two past when they said the issue was resolved

14. Mike Aparicio Bluesky 1 hr later

    More green than my GitHub commit graph!

15. Aaron Sterling Bluesky 1 hr later

    I realize this might be a joke, but there's a difference between software and platform. Companies that need four nines SLA tend to use their own model instance in Bedrock.

16. Jim Nielsen Bluesky 1 hr later

    I mean, 99% is still an A — right?

17. elle mundy Mastodon 1 hr later

    @zachleat i initially thought this was github, which looks like this

    1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 16 hr later

       @exchgr so much green by comparison!

18. babble encat Mastodon 1 hr later

    @zachleat when the software is in prison and you gotta pay to talk to it

19. Melroy van den Berg Mastodon 3 hr later

    @zachleat let me vibe code a fix..

    Oww and it's down. 😅😂

20. Aaaaaallan Deutsch Bluesky 3 hr later

    For how many requests they handle and the resources needed to serve those requests, I’m inclined to say it is good.

21. Sergey Chernyshev Bluesky 5 hr later

    Looks green-ish to me.

22. Ethan Gardner Bluesky 5 hr later

    99.38% uptime. Do I get to pick which 54 hours a year the site is down?

23. Peter Ullrich Bluesky 10 hr later
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25. shellhazard Bluesky 14 hr later

    now do github