“…he stole my frog that I had for the frog jumping competition” is wild new lore that my partner (18 years in, btw) just casually and unironically dropped on me today
Also posted to Bluesky.
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follow up questions included:
“…what?”
@zachleat please tell me she's describing her arch nemesis, whose name can be only said with great despise in your house 😀
@zachleat did you know about the competition and not the theft or are both new information? 😂
@techlifeweb it was all new information! we were doing some conversation cards at dinner and one of them was about bullying
Omg! Who stole the frog? When is the competition? Can you train up a new frog in time or call in a replacement on short notice?
Now I’m invested and also have a lot of questions.
details are scant! The investigation will expand to extended family next.
I do know that you have to supply your own frog and frog catching in the river with a bucket was involved
I also have determined that it was horizontal jumping and not vertical
Oh, this is a historical event… I thought this was an unfolding crisis
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the timelines are lining up…
Outrageous that they would casually drop that and not anticipate any follow up questions
My first question was: “…what?”
@zachleat hate that Buggs Meanie.
@janl this boy had his comeuppance, in the end
@zachleat congrats on your marriage to samuel langhorne clemens
@mattdsteele ne’er the twain shall meet!