34 replies

1. Zach Leatherman 1 min later

   today I woke up excited to do business excellence

   1. Jonathan Snook 54 min later

      @zachleat

      1. Zach Leatherman 57 min later

         @justsnook let me just skate by these government regulations

         (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE)

   2. Jason Garber 2 hr later

      @zachleat time to make the shareholder value

      1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

         @jgarber everyone is talking about shareholders but no one is talking about sharebutterfingers

         1. Jason Garber 3 hr later

            @zachleat Butterfinger: what if peanut butter, but the mouthfeel of ash?

            1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

               @jgarber you might want to double check your reservation because you’re now cancelled

               1. Jason Garber 4 hr later

                  @zachleat oh not agaaain

2. Stefan Judis 1 min later

   @zachleat 👏 Finally!

   1. Zach Leatherman 3 min later

      @stefan I have worked so hard at business mediocrity it’s nice to finally graduate to the next level

3. Ethan Marcotte 3 min later

   @zachleat congratulations on being accepted into fortune’s 1000 under 1000

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 min later

      @beep as we continue our daily affirmations:

      ✅ fortune cookies
      🛑 fortune’s cookie banner

      1. Eric Portis 1 hr later

         @zachleat @beep same energy

         1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

            @eeeps @beep we still deserve a wilson covid mask-on home improvement episode

4. Gabriel N 8 min later

   @zachleat 👏🏼

5. Gabriel N 9 min later

   @zachleat which one do you want? Fast and furious, polite or slow clapping?

   1. Zach Leatherman 16 min later

      @wtrmt I prefer a slow, awkward, solo clap thank you

      1. Gabriel N 20 min later

         @zachleat done! Hold on, I didn’t hit record. Let me do that again.

6. Chris Finazzo 33 min later

   @zachleat

   1. Zach Leatherman 36 min later

      @chrisfinazzo I accept this in the spirit it was given

7. Slab Bulkhead 35 min later

   @zachleat We now go live to Zach...

   1. Zach Leatherman 37 min later

      @slab_bulkhead logistically speaking the boat makes it easier to throw computer in the ocean

8. Anneke 1 hr later

   @zachleat you’re a business. You’re excellent. I don’t see the issue 👏

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @Anneke my energy has elevated to that of pure unadulterated business

      1. Anneke 13 hr later

         @zachleat

      2. Mia [data-css=poetic] 14 hr later

         @zachleat @Anneke this is a travesty, i bet you don't even own a dot business domain what a farce kids these days

         1. Zach Leatherman 21 hr later

            @mia @Anneke look, if I had assumed that the proprietor of https://business-business.business/ had already received all of the Business Excellence Awards from previous years, much in the same way that Messi always wins the Ballon d’Or every year — let someone else win for once

            1. Zach Leatherman 21 hr later

               @mia @Anneke on second thought, maybe check your email for a Business Business Excellence Award email

               1. Mia [data-css=poetic] 1 day later

                  @zachleat @Anneke oh right, sorry, single business is all you. cheers!

                  blame my businesss post summarizing and responding (and business data scraping) ai

9. iamdtms 1 hr later

   @zachleat 👏

10. Matt Steele 2 hr later

    @zachleat we now go live to the award ceremony https://youtu.be/Nxgkb_lYJJE

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       @mattdsteele look, I pitched mr. burns the idea to use starlink satellites to block out the sun

11. Emiliano Soravia 16 hr later

    @zachleat 👏 great!

12. Jan Lehnardt 21 hr later

    @zachleat 🎬