25 replies

1. Martin Splitt Bluesky 2 min later

   "What on earth is going on here?"
   "undefined"
   "Fair enough."

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 3 min later

      mmmmm steamed hams

2. Jay Gruber Bluesky 5 min later

   *buying their own handheld misting fans and saying yeah, this seems sufficient

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 7 min later

      my indoor turkey frying pot shouldn’t be a problem

      1. Jay Gruber Bluesky 10 min later

         What do you mean, "thaw"?

         1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 16 min later

            in this house we ship fast and think about consequences later

3. sleet01 Mastodon 9 min later

   @zachleat And one guy, Kevin, who is being funded by Big Matchstick to stuff ether-soaked rags into various nooks and crannies.

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 14 min later

      @sleet01 I’m so tired of Big Matchstick! Everyone should move to Big Flint and Steel, they only do half of the lobbying and sabotage of Big Matchstick

4. Brian Kardell Bluesky 18 min later

   Curious how you identify the JavaScript community here

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 52 min later

      Any more specific and folks get mad so that’s all I’ll say 🫣

      1. Mastro.{js,ts} Bluesky 1 hr later

         All I’ll say is Shai Hulud!!!
         *storming off into battle*

      2. Brian Kardell Bluesky 10 hr later

         I mean 11ty is JavaScript though, right?

         1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 19 hr later

            allegedly 😅

5. Lea Rosema Mastodon 27 min later

   @zachleat I should pick up my "no dependency static site generator project" again ☺️

6. Sam Stephenson Mastodon 39 min later

   @zachleat I think I finally understand what “blazing fast” means

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 44 min later

      @sstephenson …oh no

   2. Large Heydon Collider Mastodon 55 min later

      @sstephenson @zachleat "straight to hell"

      1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 1 hr later

         @heydon @sstephenson as long as the road is paved well, should be fine

         1. Khalid ⚡ Mastodon 1 hr later

            @zachleat @heydon @sstephenson NPM stands for Nicely Paved Motorways, right?!

         2. alan Mastodon 11 hr later

            @zachleat @heydon @sstephenson I spent the past few months building a web component that adds interactivity to pages as a way to get out of the burning house. Would love to send y'all a link to check it out if you're interested. (and, i'd welcome any feedback :blobfoxheadphones: )

7. sh03 Bluesky 46 min later

   You guys are buying fire extinguishers?

8. tripleman, a 🇨🇦 in 🇩🇪 Mastodon 54 min later

   @zachleat

   *empties extinguisher on own crotch*

   I’m good bro

9. Slab Bulkhead Mastodon 1 hr later

   @zachleat Like it or not, being on fire is here to stay

10. Marcy Sutton Todd Bluesky 11 hr later

    Haha but don’t install any new packages. Or publish them either 👀

    1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 19 hr later

       and definitely don’t install any new packages that were just published!!