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1. Florens Verschelde 9 min later

   @zachleat I read this as "GitHub Contrition Graphs" and I was like damn, that's good.

   1. Florens Verschelde 14 min later

      @zachleat

      1. Zach Leatherman 34 min later

         @fvsch appropriately contrite!

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            1. mb21 16 hr later

               Meanwhile, some projects still have a bot auto-close issues where nobody annoyed everyone subscribed with a “+1” in the last three months.

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3. psarant 4 hr later

   @zachleat This seems like a “perfect” opportunity for a copilot agent integration - create new issue, “close issue 43” and have it close the issue for you with automation.

   1. Zach Leatherman 5 hr later

      @psarant I don’t think this is a problem that I want to make my problem

      1. psarant 5 hr later

         @zachleat That’s reasonable. There’s probably already a dozen startups tackling this important problem. You can just subscribe for $4.99/mo

4. Andrew Douglass 10 hr later

   @zachleat the Great GitHub Meritocracy only recognizes changes to version-controlled files and formally documented complaints as productive.