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1. David Darnes Bluesky 26 min later

   You may leave, as a treat

2. Jason Garber Mastodon 27 min later

   @zachleat “RTO or GTFO” is a hell of a policy.

3. siddharth ☻ Bluesky 8 hr later

   i’m sorry wut

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 19 hr later

      just share your location and health tracking data as part of your performance review

      nothing bad will happen we promise

      1. siddharth ☻ Bluesky 19 hr later

         my sleep score is nobody’s business except mine

         1. daniel r(ooooooh) in nyc 🇺🇸 Bluesky 19 hr later

            hear me out

            gamify
            leaderboard
            unlock

            1. Álvaro Montoro Bluesky 19 hr later

               This is for sleeping more or fewer hours? Because I feel a conflict between employees and employers on this one.

               1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 20 hr later

                  what is sleep time if not part of our unlimited PTO offering

      2. daniel fosco Bluesky 22 hr later

         famous dutch company a few years ago offered an extra end of year bonus if employees were healthy.

         oh did I say healthy? I meant they gave a bonus to employees that had lost weight 💀

         1. Jeroen ✦ 102→ Bluesky 22 hr later

            What if I’m on a journey to get absurdly muscular? Like, t-shirt ripping muscular.

            1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 23 hr later

               sounds unhealthy

            2. daniel fosco Bluesky 23 hr later

               nope, sorry! you could chop off an arm for an extra cash at the end of the year tho

         2. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 23 hr later

            oh my…

4. Steve Battista Bluesky 12 hr later

   Simple, I put it on my cat, It moves around a bit and stays at home :)

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 15 hr later

      follow up question does keyboard cat live at your house

      1. Steve Battista Bluesky 18 hr later

         Why I ... errr I mean Yea, the cat lives at the house. BTW Do you know how to buy cat treats from Amazon?

         1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 18 hr later

            I think this social post should be sufficient in their new 0-click ordering system

   2. Cory LaViska Bluesky 19 hr later

      It says here you slept in a chair for five hours, went to the litter box, laid in a sunbeam, and then threw up on the rug…

      1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 19 hr later

         sounds pretty AGENTIC to me