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1. Jim Nielsen Mastodon 18 min later

   @zachleat new captchas just dropped

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 31 min later

      @jimniels *yes* thank you

   2. Richard Gráčik - Morc Mastodon 48 min later

      @leandrofriedrich
      Verifying virtual_humanity.xm

   3. Alexander Knochel Mastodon 49 min later

      @jimniels @zachleat uuh this is too hard, can I see the badly photographed pedestrian crossings again

      1. Jim Nielsen Mastodon 54 min later

         @quantensalat @zachleat

         1. Alexander Knochel Mastodon 1 hr later

            @jimniels @zachleat Yes

   4. cactus (211695-343) Mastodon 1 hr later

      @jimniels @zachleat those are common questions in tests for autism

      1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 2 hr later

         @echedellelr @jimniels say more! what’s the implication?

         1. Ángela Stella Matutina Mastodon 3 hr later

            @zachleat @echedellelr @jimniels

            That we're dehumanized. By people like you.

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            2. Li ~ Crystal System Mastodon 15 hr later

               @angelastella @zachleat @echedellelr @jimniels that was implicit and obvious from the "being human" != "having humanity" bullshit in the first place, like? those are the exact same thing .. and their only not the same thing .. when you're a peice of shit and are dehumanizing other people,

               like the implication and subtext of this entire post is litterally that some humans arent really human,

   5. demofox Mastodon 2 hr later

      @jimniels @zachleat "[ ] I've seen attack ships off the shoulder of orion"

   6. Yaoi Box Balloon Mastodon 2 hr later

      @jimniels @zachleat Me: *ticks all 3 boxes. Presses the nuclear button anyway.*

      Also me: "Hahaha no one has to work tomorrow!"

      *cue apocalyptic boom*

   7. wGaet Mastodon 3 hr later

      @jimniels @zachleat lool

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   9. Flaming Cheeto Mastodon 4 hr later

      @jimniels @zachleat

      🎶Now don't be sad, (Don't be sad cause)
      Cause two out of three ain't bad🎶

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   11. Mary Mastodon 6 hr later

       @jimniels@mastodon.social @zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com "select all squares containing traffic lights"?
       Nah:
       "Write briefly about something thoughtful you did this week"
       "Describe a time where you helped someone in need"
       "Tell us about a time you admitted fault for a mistake you made"

       1. Jim Nielsen Mastodon 6 hr later

          @mary @zachleat I love this ❤️

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   12. Chaos Spectre Mastodon 7 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat replicant captchas

   13. C-rich Mastodon 8 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat

   14. Von Xylofon Mastodon 9 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat What a way to take the Internet away from the GOP.

   15. Paul L Mastodon 10 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat my wife told me, scared: for the first, a teens’ class would at 50% respond no!
       :-)

   16. rogue europlus 🤖 Mastodon 11 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat 😢

   17. ticho Mastodon 11 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat Wait, half my country is inhuman? *mild shock*

   18. doragasu Mastodon 12 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat That's awesome, would be less bothered by captchas if they were like that.

   19. Frank Reiff Mastodon 13 hr later

       @jimniels voting machines should have those

   20. "Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn Mastodon 13 hr later

       @jimniels 🤣 😂 🙃 😂 😅 @zachleat

   21. Martin the paranoid android Mastodon 13 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat @siracusa Will not authenticate half of America.

   22. Yales Mastodon 15 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat So the Voigt-Kampff test? 😂

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   24. Li ~ Crystal System Mastodon 15 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat

       can we bring back the mega block??

       l "being a human" and "having humanity" are the exact same thing, their only NOT the exact same thing -- if you dehumanize people -- the subtext is dehumanization its "some people arent really human" like thats the entire purpose of this thread,

       follow your own goddamn requirements,

       also making it shit like this is fucking ableist as fuck towards autistics and other ND people,

   25. SuperDicq Mastodon 15 hr later

       @jimniels@mastodon.social @zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com Can't wait for the Voigt-Kampff test to become standard issue whenever I want to read a website a decade from now.

   26. ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK Mastodon 16 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat thanks I hate it even more

   27. adamrice Mastodon 17 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat

   28. Darkey Mastodon 19 hr later

       @jimniels @zachleat They look creepy.

   29. Henning Mastodon 2 days later

       @jimniels @zachleat

       The thing is, those buttons are only a method to test if you click it (btw not accessible), then in a weird way a consent box for reCaptcha to spy on your browser, and if that didnt work they show the stupid images where you need to make enough errors to be human

   30. Bakunin Boys Mastodon 2 days later

       @jimniels @zachleat "Palestinians also deserve human rights"

2. iamdtms Mastodon 23 min later

   @zachleat Returning to the original question: what makes us Human. The answer is still not debugging 🧠

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 32 min later

      @iamdtms if you can appreciate a pet, that’s good enough for me

      1. Pete Mastodon 3 hr later

         @zachleat @iamdtms

         what about electric sheep? asking for a friend

3. realcaseyrollins ✝️ Mastodon 3 hr later

   @zachleat @zachleat seems like something someone lacking humanity would come up with
4. Erik Kroes ✅ Mastodon 13 hr later

   @zachleat Let the robots verify themselves instead.

5. 53544c41 "stella" 3e29-80c8-88b0-1df1ee8cce73 Mastodon 16 hr later

   @zachleat hey idiot. take that trans flag out of your profile. your ableist ass doesnt deserve to fly it

   im trans, heed your words and listen to me

6. Sparkwave Mastodon 20 hr later

   @zachleat @jimniels I think you just severely fucked up by implicitly calling all the autistic people inhuman. It doesm't matter if you're an LGBT ally or a trans ally or nonbinary. This community does not care about labels as much as they care about acceptance and tolerance of all people who are different and aren't harming others. By implication, you're denying that tolerance and instead introducing segregation. If you do that, you're a fraud.

7. skglas Mastodon 23 hr later

   @zachleat "verifying your humour" would also be appreciated