23 replies

1. Thomas Randolph 5 min later

   @zachleat mfw I'm American and

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 min later

      @rockerest this concept may be uniquely midwestern

2. Bonkers 6 min later

   @zachleat never heard of it. What's wrong with the old billionaire's pants?

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 min later

      @bonkers it’s jimmy not warren (kidding it’s neither)

3. Lea de Groot TZ+10 34 min later

   @zachleat oh. Ive never heard it before, but i can guess: wearing loose trousers when planning to dine at an all-you-can-eat place?

   1. Zach Leatherman 13 hr later

      @leadegroot your pattern recognition game is good

4. Jon 58 min later

   @zachleat something like this?

   1. Sam Clemente 2 hr later

      @scrwd @zachleat

   2. Zach Leatherman 13 hr later

      @scrwd this is the most accurate and relevant reply, you win 100 internet points 🏆

5. Alan 1 hr later

   @zachleat I said yes, but I have visited US buffets before so...

   1. Zach Leatherman 13 hr later

      @alansuspect and you survived!

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7. ppk 🇪🇺 6 hr later

   @zachleat Certainly. They are pants you wore to dinner, and that acquired so many bits food on them that at night they became a veritable buffet for the mice.

   See? Easy.

   1. Zach Leatherman 13 hr later

      @ppk close! 😅

8. bazbt3 🦣 10 hr later

   @zachleat They're the kind of pants I would like to be wearing when I get my blood pressure checks, but I always forget and so blame 'white coat hypertension' instead of my ability to plan ahead.

   (Psychologically I get no reward after the exam, so never feel it's appropriate to pig out at a buffet damnit).

   1. Zach Leatherman 13 hr later

      @bazbt3 it is appropriate to treat yourself 🙌🏻

9. Zach Leatherman 13 hr later

   the timeline is always connected if you’re paying attention https://mamot.fr/@nhoizey/114171893736072813 cc @nhoizey

   1. Nicolas Hoizey 17 hr later

      @zachleat so is that what "buffet pants" mean? 😅

10. Irfan 13 hr later

    @zachleat I misread as buffet plants. Assumed it was some sort of houseplant to help with the mental aftermath of a buffet. Or is it where they make the buffet pants?

    1. psarant 13 hr later

       @irfan @zachleat I also misread. I was confused when I saw this again today. I am familiar with buffet pants.

11. Matt Barlow 15 hr later

    @zachleat less belt and more elasticated waistband?

    1. Zach Leatherman 16 hr later

       @mpbarlow why has no one invented elasticated belts