Just shipped zachleat@42.0.0 https://www.npmjs.com/package/zachleat
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Happy birthday! 🎂🎉🎈🤗
Thanks Matthias!! 🙌
@zachleat Happy magic Birthday
@webstandards thank you!
And now you know the meaning of life right??
Happy Birthday!He knows the answer to the ultimate question.
In order to find out what the actual question is...
I know it but not well enough to teach it to anyone
good day of birth to you, sir
A happy birthday to you
the (grim?) reaper wishing me a happy birthday is a new one 😅
already a job to keep track of it, might as well wish 🤷♂️
hahahaha 💀 …wait
kidding aside, wish you an amazing day and life ahead!
I love a good banter, thank you!
@zachleat The versions on this thing are really getting out of hand Zach. How does one even keep up!?!
Congrats on another successful release, however 😉 🎂
@westbrook when we hit triple digits we’re going to break some bad parsing code out there
@zachleat how does this have 7 weekly downloads...also happy day to you!
@danleatherman the internet is 60% bots
@zachleat Here’s hoping it’s a bug-free release. No breaking changes? 👏🏻🥳
@jgarber as always in this conversation I must reply with “define breaking” 😅
Happy birthday, buddy! 🎉🥳🍻
Thanks Mike!
@zachleat HBD :)
Many happy returns of the day!
Also, super concerning to me that in a week last year, this package had 30 downloads... Not even on your birthday!
Thank you! The long tail of bots will continue to sustain npm downloads for years to come! 😅
Ah man. 🎂. Happy Jackie Robinson!
Thank you very much!!
super welcome man! Let's catch up soon. A few things to bring up. That said, I hope you took the day off and ENJOY. PS -- make sure to take a very deep breath: 42 candles are a lot to blow out. 🌬️
that would be great!
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@khalidabuhakmeh *eyes narrow*
@zachleat Sending eleventy billion good wishes your way.
@bobmonsour thank you Bob!! Appreciate you!
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@mxbck this is a question for my doctor 😅
@zachleat v36.0.0 introduced some persistent bugs for me, notably the inability to get out of a chair without triggering DAD_NOISE.wav playback.
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@mxbck @zachleat I would have gladly tolerated that bug.
I'm told that 2 COBOL programmers attempted to ship simultaneous releases on different branches in late 1986, rushed to deploy into production months before the code was done...and misplaced the punchcards which describe how to apply thermal paste around the custom coprocessor.
This architectural flaw resulted in a cascade of failures partway through the v36 support window.
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@zachleat happy birthday! 🥳
@noleli thanks Noah!
@zachleat brb, gonna submit a PR that rewrites this entire repo in TypeScript. As a birthday present for you!
@jimniels PRs welcome*
*closed with malice
Breaking changes! 😱
Congrats 🤗
v41 was Node 18+ too, if that helps 😅
A very up to date Zach package.
@zachleat Happy B-Day!
@zachleat The upgrade we've all (7) been waiting for! 🥳 Congrats Mr Leat!
@mia there are 7 of us!!! (thank you!)
@zachleat Happy birthday!
@zachleat Happy birthday, Zach! 🥳
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thanks Kitt!
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@cthos THANK YOU ALEX! THIS YEAR WILL BE GOOD BECAUSE IT IS NOT A LEAP YEAR SO IT WILL BE SHORTER PER OUR ARBITRARY CALENDARING SYSTEM
I wonder what the patchnotes would look like 😂 Happy Birthday
@zachleat Happy birthday Zach! Hope v42 improves on v41 in every way!
@chriskirknielsen thank you!! 🙌
Roll it back. I’m not sure it’s been tested sufficiently!
Many happy returns.
I don’t think time works like this but let me know if you discover otherwise!
I’m beginning to question your commitment Mr Leatherman!
please, mr. leatherman was my father. you can call me dr. leatherman (though I have no formal credentials)
Master Leatherboy it is then!
…wait
@zachleat I hope your dependencies remember to upgrade with cake & festivities today!
(My original joke was "Not too many breaking changes, I hope!" but then I read the replies of everyone else making that joke first.)
@AmeliaBR let them eat cake!! …wait
Congrats & HBD
Oh, I've been waiting for this one! I like how consistent you kept these train releases. Cheers for many great majors more Zach!
Thank you so much! 🙌
another breaking change already? it's only been a year since the last one 🙄
(happy birthday zach!)
minor releases don’t pay the bills 😅
@zachleat happy birthday! I'll be looking at an alansuspect v41.0.0 release on Sunday 😂
@alansuspect nice — congrats!
Oh Zaaaaaaach…
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yay! only 14 years after the moon landing! …wait
Congratulations 🎉 I hope you got sent a release cake from competing package maintainers! 🎂
Will 42.x be an LTS release or rather an experimental one? 🙂
@zachleat happy birthday!
@janl thank you Jan!!
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@simoncox thanks Simon!
ZAAS has arrived.
no SLA!!