22 replies

1. Ernie Smith 4 min later

   @zachleat two things can be true

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @ernie I’m aging pretty well for 525 years old

2. Luis Villa 5 min later

   @zachleat You were probably born in the late 1900s

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @luis_in_brief only about 400–500 years too late

      1. Luis Villa 1 hr later

         @zachleat just preparing you for the other ways your kids can age you.

         My nephew, singing along to They Might Be Giants: “Even [mumble] New York…”
         My son: “Old New York. Old, like my dad.”

         1. Zach Leatherman 14 hr later

            @luis_in_brief kids know where all of the kryptonite is buried

3. Chris Ferdinandi 1 hr later

   @zachleat not too far off TBH

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 hr later

      @cferdinandi EXCUSE ME

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      2. Chris Ferdinandi 14 hr later

         @zachleat We're basically the same age, ye olde friend! Don't you remember harvesting wheat for the lord of our village when we were kids? Or the tortured sounds of computers screaming in pain as we connected them to the internet?

         1. Zach Leatherman 15 hr later

            @cferdinandi I remember those screams fondly …wait

            1. Chris Ferdinandi 15 hr later

               @zachleat Honestly... I do genuinely feel some nostalgia for that!

4. Jason Garber 1 hr later

   @zachleat felt that in my medieval bones

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 hr later

      @jgarber knights of the 1×1 pixel GIF rounded corner table

      1. Jason Garber 19 hr later

         @zachleat good day tis i king arthritis and this is my sword excruciating

         1. Zach Leatherman 20 hr later

            @jgarber “king arthritis” is *gold*

5. Eric Portis 2 hr later

   @zachleat 🏰

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 hr later

      @eeeps we’re only navigating software moats now

6. Noah Jacobus 3 hr later

   @zachleat https://youtu.be/7aEyPZGo4vA

   1. Zach Leatherman 14 hr later

      @jabronus I can’t stop laughing at the idea that humans never existed in the 1800s 😅

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