40 replies

1. Dusty Pomerleau 6 min later

   @zachleat you just sed grass a buncha times

   1. Zach Leatherman 8 min later

      @dpom …yes.

2. Erik (📚🧑🏻‍💻👾) 12 min later

   @zachleat Can you output grass in a pipe though?!

   1. Ben Cotton (he/him) 14 min later

      @Erikmitk @zachleat you can input it from a pipe, at least.

   2. Zach Leatherman 14 min later

      @Erikmitk hahaha I see what you did here

   3. Searge 42 min later

      @Erikmitk @zachleat even pack a pipe of weed 😌

3. Ben Cotton (he/him) 15 min later

   @zachleat "touch grass && rm grass" would be a great podcast title.

4. akazzop 1 hr later

   @zachleat go fork it !

   :trollface:

5. Jay Hannah 1 hr later

   @zachleat perl 5.40.0 has core grass support

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @deafferret ok sure but what version is perl harbor

      1. Jay Hannah 2 hr later

         @zachleat too soon

         1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

            @deafferret do you even remember the alamo

            1. Jay Hannah 2 hr later

               @zachleat TOO SOON 😭 https://www.wowt.com/2022/10/10/omaha-alamo-drafthouse-movie-theater-shuts-down/

               1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

                  @deafferret oh wtf I didn’t even know this

6. Lars Trieloff 1 hr later

   @zachleat
   touch $(which grass)
   touch: cannot touch '/usr/bin/grass': Permission denied

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      @lars you gotta open the backdoor first

      1. Lars Trieloff 1 hr later

         @zachleat

         #!/bin/bash
         S=$(basename "$0");D=$((($(date +%s)-$(stat -c %Y "$0"))/86400))
         [ $D -lt 1 ]&&echo "Great job! You recently touched $S. Keep it up!"&&exit 0
         E=${#D};EXC=$(printf "%${E}s"|tr ' ' '!')
         echo "Please touch $S again$EXC";exit $E

         1. Lars Trieloff 1 hr later

            @zachleat sudoers may touch this at any time.

7. Bob Monsour 3 hr later

   @zachleat Of course you can pull grass, but can you push it?

   1. iamdtms 3 hr later

      @bobmonsour @zachleat ```
      git pull
      git add grass/
      git commit -m "grass added"
      git push
      ```

   2. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

      @bobmonsour not without conflicts

8. genehack 4 hr later

   @zachleat POKE(grass)

9. Tyler Mumford 6 hr later

   @zachleat

   make grass
   water | grass
   touch grass
   cut grass

10. Edwin Martin 1 day later

    @zachleat Can you cat grass?

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 days later

       @edwin cats need vitamins but do they need minerals?? listen in on this 46 part podcast series

       1. Edwin Martin 4 days later

          @zachleat the question remains: can you cat grass? 😉

          1. Zach Leatherman 4 days later

             @edwin I definitely can’t but my two cats definitely can

11. Peva Blanchard 2 days later

    @zachleat well you can cut it.

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 days later

       @pibsd dave coulier enters the chat

12. Fran O'Reilly 2 days later

    @zachleat you can tar grass, now you have a parking space for your cybertruck

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 days later

       @franoreilly time to pave paradise

13. knaaaaaack September 25, 2025

    @zachleat people give you strange looks when you bash grass. Zsh!

    1. Zach Leatherman September 25, 2025

       @knaackbuilt I am a grassifist

14. Chris Lilley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 September 25, 2025

    @zachleat sudo rm -rf grass
    Oh, whoops
    (A simple joke should not require undoing autocorrupt so many times)

    1. Zach Leatherman September 25, 2025

       @svgeesus my kingdom for a dev-friendly smartphone keyboard 😅

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16. Curtis Wilcox September 25, 2025

    @zachleat
    Pipe grass

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