new web performance metric dropped:
HDOU, heat death of the universe
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"Heat is work and work's a curse
And all the heat in the universe
Is gonna cooool down
Because it can't increase
Then there'll be no more work
And there'll be perfect peace."
"Yeah, that's entropy, man."@sarajw 1964! wow!
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@fasterthanlime sorry, HDOU is opt-out just like everything else in tech
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@fasterthanlime Thanks for your feedback! It wasn’t persisted anywhere but thanks for submitting it!
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@zachleat you’ll have to excuse me, I won’t be implementing
@benschwarz your web sites must be fast or something
@zachleat number of seconds after the HDOU when your JavaScript loads?
@rob I too have made the kessel run in under 2 median bundle parses