16 replies

1. jimray 1 min later

   @zachleat Kinda wild to think you could run for president having been convicted of between 1 and 33 felonies and that would still be the second most number of felonies for a presidential candidate

   1. Zach Leatherman 5 min later

      @jimray *wild*

2. dan leatherman 1 min later

   @zachleat 5/5 dentists agree

   1. Zach Leatherman 2 min later

      @danleatherman can you imagine 34 cavities

3. Chris Silverman 🌻 4 min later

   @zachleat "...34 felonies, folks. The most felonies. Just this big, big number. No other president, folks...you know, they said they never seen a guy with that many felonies running before, and *I* said..."

4. Ryan Trimble 10 min later

   @zachleat can ya believe it, I'm hearing some people say it's the most felonies

   1. Zach Leatherman 11 min later

      @mrtrimble I think with felonies you want golf scoring

5. Mia [data-css=poetic] 18 min later

   @zachleat I have a lot of catching up to do.

   1. Alan Stearns 22 min later

      @mia @zachleat I believe in you!

   2. Zach Leatherman 46 min later

      @mia I… I don’t think the goal is to pokemon the felonies

6. westbrook 23 min later

   @zachleat But, only the best felonies. Felonies like you can't believe. Felonies bigger than...

7. Matthias Ott 30 min later

   @zachleat the best felonies. Nobody has such felonies, you know.

8. Bob Monsour 30 min later

   @zachleat That's like 3 times 11 plus 1…that's a boatload!

9. Jason Garber 1 hr later

   @zachleat “…but is it enough to sway Republican voters? We checked in with a panel of literal fascists to find out.”

   1. lachlan slowly taming rust 1 hr later

      @jgarber @zachleat "Well, Jason, we're glad you asked that.
      Trump now has first-hand experience of the iniquities of the criminal justice system, and we trust that will help him carry out his agenda of being tough on crime."

10. samiamsam 1 hr later

    @zachleat to be fair, yes 34 felonies is a lot lol