31 replies

1. Zach Leatherman moments later

   (no, it’s not gluing rocks to pizza)

   1. cthos 🐱 4 min later

      @zachleat A piece of toast, strapped to a cat's back (butter side up) which is then dropped from a counter.

      We wire the cat to a gyroscope and boom, perpetual motion machine.

      1. Zach Leatherman 5 min later

         @cthos now you’re on to something

   2. Dave 🧱 8 min later

      @zachleat using the Google bot to generate new, more dangerous, TikTok challenges

      1. Zach Leatherman 12 min later

         @DavidDarnes mr beast I dare you to fund 11ty

         1. Dave 🧱 19 min later

            @zachleat I can already imagine the thumbnail

   3. Mayank 39 min later

      @zachleat Here's how you can make your own password manager for free:

      1. Create a `passwords.csv` file containing usernames, passwords, and site URLs (comma-separated and one account per line).
      2. Serve it from the root of your website! Now you can access all your passwords on any device at `<your-website>/passwords.csv`
      3. (Optional) Add the following line to your `robots.txt` file to let password crawlers know where your passwords file is located: `Passwords: /passwords.csv`

      Done!

      1. Zach Leatherman 51 min later

         @mayank I’m having some regrets about this plan 😅

      2. cthos 🐱 54 min later

         @mayank @zachleat This one wins. Oh my gods.

      3. Ben Myers 🦖 57 min later

         @mayank @zachleat This is secure, because browsers replace all passwords with asterisks.

         1. Ryan Trimble 1 hr later

            @ben @mayank @zachleat hunter2

            1. Ryan Trimble 1 hr later

               @ben @mayank @zachleat did it work

               1. Ben Myers 🦖 1 hr later

                  @mrtrimble @mayank @zachleat Works for me! 👍🏻

                  1. Ryan Trimble 1 hr later

                     @ben @mayank @zachleat oh good, for a moment I thought I lost everything

      4. Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 | 🕐 CET 1 hr later

         @mayank @zachleat

         @haveibeenpwned loved this!

2. cthos 🐱 2 min later

   @zachleat They're gonna double down and shove it in even more places!

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 min later

      @cthos what if we triple down

      1. cthos 🐱 7 min later

         @zachleat Why stop there, friend? I'm pretty sure we can get *at least* ten layers deep.

         1. Zach Leatherman 12 min later

            @cthos if taco bell can do a seven layer burrito, surely we can do a ten layer shitpost

            1. cthos 🐱 19 min later

               @zachleat I believe in it. Get the top shitposters on it posthaste!

3. Jason Garber 10 min later

   @zachleat I’ve been training for this very day. This is my moment.

   1. Zach Leatherman 12 min later

      @jgarber I believe in you

4. Matt Wilcox 24 min later

   @zachleat An awful lot of heads of tech companies clearly never attended initial secondary school IT class 101:

   Garbage In, Garbage Out.

   1. Zach Leatherman 52 min later

      @mattwilcox dumpster fires are our only currency now

5. Matt Steele 40 min later

   @zachleat

   1. Zach Leatherman 53 min later

      @mattdsteele drilliant

6. Liminal witch 🧙‍♀️ Sarah 48 min later

   @zachleat I think I’ll go learn woodworking, so I can build chairs, podiums and stuff that goes on podiums when society realizes how wasteful that stuff is, especially with water.

   Did I get it right?

   1. Zach Leatherman 53 min later

      @xgebi you’re on the right track

7. Zearin 20 hr later

   @zachleat 😉

8. Eaton 1 day later

   @zachleat this feels like the right weekend to make the 11ty AI Poisoner transform plugin

   1. Zach Leatherman 2 days later

      @eaton since I am replying late it might be the right weekday too