23 replies

1. Stuart Langridge 3 min later

   @zachleat I was quietly glad that I’d not heard of that company, but I’m told by people that in their desire to only work with billionaire enterprise arseholes that they laid off a really decent PHP person. Annoying, as ever. I hope that bloke is ok. And I hope the company continues to not be heard of.

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 min later

      @sil agreed.

2. Jeffrey Lembeck 4 min later

   @zachleat just over here increasing shareholder value

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 min later

      @jefflembeck it’s the most important thing.

      1. Francis 🏴‍☠️ Gulotta 17 min later

         @zachleat @jefflembeck I can't wait to tell my kids about it!

         1. Katie Sylor-Miller 28 min later

            @reconbot @zachleat @jefflembeck
            adult: so, what does your mommy do for work?
            child: She moves the needle on mission-critical investments that improve profit outcomes!

            1. Zach Leatherman 53 min later

               @ksylor @reconbot @jefflembeck 😭

               1. Ben 1 hr later

                  @zachleat @ksylor @reconbot @jefflembeck

            2. Francis 🏴‍☠️ Gulotta 3 hr later

               @ksylor @zachleat @jefflembeck this got a real lol at home

3. Ido 🚴🏼 5 min later

   @zachleat try to go with joy - much better.
   on all levels.

   1. Zach Leatherman 7 min later

      @greenido well wait a minute, what’s that saying—“you need money to buy happiness”?

      wait that doesn’t seem right

      1. Ido 🚴🏼 15 min later

         @zachleat 😊

4. Nathan Knowler 6 min later

   @zachleat Forever (just not for our workers)

   1. Zach Leatherman 8 min later

      @knowler yes (former workers)

5. cthos 🐱 43 min later

   @zachleat I know I can’t properly start the day without looking into the mirror and very seriously saying “shareholder value”.

   1. Zach Leatherman 53 min later

      @cthos you must repeat the mantra thrice

      1. cthos 🐱 1 hr later

         @zachleat

6. tbeseda 45 min later

   @zachleat Only after I manifest my autocratic tendencies. 🙊

   1. Zach Leatherman 54 min later

      @tbeseda as is tradition

7. Mike Aparicio 7 hr later

   @zachleat

   1. Zach Leatherman 23 hr later

      @peruvianidol trying to remember the last time I stapled anything

      1. Mike Aparicio 1 day later

         @zachleat I staple my websites constantly

         1. Zach Leatherman 1 day later

            @peruvianidol your websites are a staple!