15 replies

1. Zach Leatherman 2 min later

   “this toy needs three and a half F batteries? what is an F battery??”

   1. Manu M 5 min later

      @zachleat More importantly: how do you use half an F battery?

      1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

         @manu I think it’s one C and a half battery

   2. Tim Severien 5 min later

      @zachleat You didn’t give enough Fs!

      1. Zach Leatherman 7 hr later

         @timsev I *almost* gave enough, so close

   3. L. David Baron 16 min later

      @zachleat 3.5V batteries, I hope...

      1. Zach Leatherman 7 hr later

         @dbaron I’m about to slice this battery in half with a machete

   4. ziadkh0 17 min later

      @zachleat I found an F battery in the list on wikipedia [1]. It says “Four F cells are often found within 6 volt rectangular lantern batteries.” 🤷‍♂️

      EDIT: It’s 1.5v

      [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battery_sizes

      1. Zach Leatherman 7 hr later

         @ziadkh0 I’ll just make my own out of a potato 😅

2. Matthias Ott 34 min later

   @zachleat Merry Christmas to the Leathermans! ✨🤗

   1. Matthias Ott 46 min later

      @zachleat also, happy try-not-to-lose-your-shit-as-you-try-to-set-up-a-family-account-including-credit-card-information-navigating-the-various-sites-of-the-sony-playstation-network-or-store-or-settings-or-whatever-on-your-mobile-phone day! 🤪

      1. Zach Leatherman 7 hr later

         @matthiasott we are going through a lot of stressful animal crossing learnings this week 😅😅😅

      2. Shankar 13 hr later

         @matthiasott @zachleat sounds like a long day

   2. Zach Leatherman 7 hr later

      @matthiasott Merry Christmas Matthias!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

3. Apocraphilia 5 hr later

   My favourite version of this joke is at 1:49 in this song by @tripodactual : "3 double-As? 2 triple-As? Two thirds of a 9 volt?" https://youtu.be/H94WZbUgH8s?si=3T4DnMYU4mYMEsFY