40 replies

1. Zach Leatherman 2 min later

   if we smash all the dishes, we can fit more in there

   1. Zach Leatherman 2 min later

      if you buy 40 dishwashers you only have to put one dish in each and it’s more efficient

      1. Zach Leatherman 4 min later

         everyone needs to buy my startup’s expensive dishes and they only work in the newest dishwashers

         1. Alex Michael Berry 🐈🐩 21 min later

            @zachleat This dishwasher is really only intended to be used when ran inside another running dishwasher. THANKS!

            1. Zach Leatherman 32 min later

               @almibe big bundles of joy

         2. Simon Cox 23 min later

            @zachleat

            My startup is paper platez - no need for a Zachanussi dishwasher folks!

            1. Zach Leatherman 31 min later

               @simoncox dishes on the blockchain!

         3. Tom Walker 2 hr later

            @zachleat Set up Rube Goldberg machine for pre-rinsing involving 100 metres of washing line, motor, pulleys and a garden hose

            1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

               @tomw series A, when??

      2. Joe Lanman 2 hr later

         @zachleat I have thought that if I had room I'd have 2 dishwashers, then you never need to put anything away

         1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

            @joelanman better yet transform cupboards into dishwashers, so you just put dirty dishes back into the cupboards after use and they come out clean

2. Torsten Curdt 2 min later

   @zachleat await

   (careful: might strain relationships though)

3. elle mundy 3 min later

   @zachleat async (loads while it’s running)

4. Eric A. Meyer 3 min later

   @zachleat try-catch-finally

5. Ryan Baumann 4 min later

   @zachleat discard all duplicate utensils (tree-shaking)

   1. Zach Leatherman 5 min later

      @ryanfb who needs more than one spoon??

6. luciano 6 min later

   @zachleat you’re loading it *manually*? dshwshr.js does almost all of that stuff in six lines of code!

7. James Basoo 6 min later

   @zachleat npm install dishwasher-bin-packer

   1. Zach Leatherman 7 min later

      @Jbasoo only 4 high security vulnerabilities!

      1. James Basoo 1 hr later

         @zachleat and just a few hundred extra kilobytes!

8. Joe Lanman 8 min later

   @zachleat Create a dishwasher inside the dishwasher out of tupperware and plastic straws

   1. Zach Leatherman 9 min later

      @joelanman what in the virtual dom do you mean here joe

9. Joe Lanman 15 min later

   @zachleat Hard to tell if the dishwasher is empty or it just doesn't exist

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11. Brantley Harris 1 hr later

    @zachleat Stimulus is the most modern dishwasher system. Do not use normal dishes; they need to be specially made for the dishwasher. We got rid of handles on mugs, instead the mug drinks you.

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       @deadwisdom speaking of ridiculously large mugs, I hope Ajit Pai spilled his coffee today

    2. Konnor Rogers 2 hr later

       @deadwisdom @zachleat This one confused me for a while because I use StimulusJS and my brain couldn't make the connection to something entirely different

       1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

          @konnorrogers @deadwisdom *still confused* 😅

       2. Brantley Harris 2 days later

          @konnorrogers @zachleat Ahhah, sorry I forgot about that. I was being much too obtuse anyway, apparently!

12. Jed Schmidt 1 hr later

    @zachleat load everything inline because it’s easier than learning how the Cascade works.

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       @jed I’ve been using IDE pods—is that wrong

13. Konnor Rogers 2 hr later

    @zachleat I should be able to pack as much shit as I want in it in any way I want and the tool should adapt

14. Ben 2 hr later

    @zachleat Refusing to use the washer at all because washing it by hand used to produce better results

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       @sangster no-build! wait

15. Anton Andreasson Gistedt 2 hr later

    @zachleat Make sure all the dishes have a key in them. Otherwise they won’t transform when they start to loop around in there.

16. qassim 2 hr later

    @zachleat ignore type of dish, place them anywhere in the dishwasher

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       @qassim top rack only!!!

17. Thomas Michael Semmler 1 day later

    @zachleat don’t load it, instead pay a service to do it for you, so you can „focus on the important things.“

    The service sells your consumption behavior based on the dishes you provide them. Also, the service sends you the dishes they are exclusively compatible with, and they instead of washing destroy it and send you new ones. Also, it’s free but forks and spoons require a cutlery premium subscription.

    1. Thomas Michael Semmler 1 day later

       @zachleat also, they are referring to regular dishwashers as PKSO, permanent kitchen space occupants and their solution as ZSP, zero space pollutant.

18. Enes 1 day later

    @zachleat Of course it's round-robbin load balancing them :)