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1. Zbigniew 'Emill' Pławecki ♿️🎮 1 min later

   @zachleat ...You never know when it will explode

2. Šime Vidas 1 min later

   @zachleat …sometimes you just need it to get your shit together.

3. Kaiser Bill’s Batman 1 min later

   @zachleat …try to not peek inside? 🙂

4. Stu Robson 2 min later

   @zachleat full stop.

5. Robb Knightmare 2 min later

   @zachleat a large bucket of excrement and it smells bad

6. Matt Stein 4 min later

   @zachleat where everyone’s got shit to add but the real heroes are removing it.

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8. vincent 7 min later

   @zachleat best when buried in the yard, only mentioned when something awful has happened.

9. Lynn Fisher 11 min later

   @zachleat ...bad input makes worse output.

10. Slasher Calavera 🔪💀 15 min later

    @zachleat ...the hardest problem is off-by-one errors

11. Carlton Gibson 🇪🇺 16 min later

    @zachleat you don’t want an overflow?

12. Ryan Marx 21 min later

    @zachleat that is a complete sentence on its own.

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14. Alex Riviere 31 min later

    @zachleat

    1. Zach Leatherman 36 min later

       @fimion one person’s #1 is another person’s #2

15. Matthew Mone 34 min later

    @zachleat
    the more community participation, the fuller the experience?

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       @matt public toilets are a shitty group project

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17. Marijke Luttekes 1 hr later

    @zachleat ... they're illegal where I live, but we've buried the mess secretly, hoping no one will ever find out.

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       @mahryekuh OH MY

       1. Marijke Luttekes 1 hr later

          @zachleat I DENY EVERYTHING

          1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

             @mahryekuh archive.org is FOREVER

             1. Marijn 🏠🔙WHY2025 12 hr later

                @zachleat @mahryekuh

                You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

                https://archive.ph/0SN9o

    2. Marijn 🏠🔙WHY2025 12 hr later

       @mahryekuh @zachleat

       Ooooof😅😅😅😅

18. Sophie 1 hr later

    @zachleat …you forget about it, then something explodes and you look into it and it’s like “dear god”

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       @sophie wait do septic tanks explode 😳

       1. Sophie 1 hr later

          @zachleat they can if they build up enough methane!!

          1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

             @sophie oh no

             1. Matt Stein 1 hr later

                @zachleat @sophie I’ve apparently not been giving this scenario the fear it deserves.

19. Josh Wayne 2 hr later

    @zachleat ... you get paid a lot to jump inside and fix things.

20. Matthias Ott 2 hr later

    @zachleat …you gotta stay in it to win it.

    ? 😬

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       @matthiasott I…

       …

    2. Matt Stein 2 hr later

       @matthiasott @zachleat That’s just what Big Septic wants us to think, Matthias.

21. Jakub Iwanowski 2 hr later

    @zachleat You don't want to get it bloated. Wait, what's spaghetti doing here?

22. Alex Riviere 2 hr later

    @zachleat an industry dominated by mediocre white guys?

23. Cory 2 hr later

    @zachleat …it’s easy to spot it when it fails?

24. Mike Aparicio 4 hr later

    @zachleat plumbers are bad at CSS too.

    1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

       @peruvianidol how in the world was I not following you 😭😭😭

       1. Mike Aparicio 4 hr later

          @zachleat some friend you are!

          1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

             @peruvianidol *stress eats an entire deep dish pizza*

             1. Mike Aparicio 4 hr later

                @zachleat me, every day

       2. Mike Aparicio 4 hr later

          @zachleat but also I don’t blame you, tbh!

          1. Zach Leatherman 19 hr later

             @peruvianidol gracious but it’s fixed now

25. Josh Collinsworth 7 hr later

    @zachleat ...the last thing you want to do as a professional in the field is work on your family members' problems.

    1. Zach Leatherman 19 hr later

       @collinsworth eat more fiber! fix the wifi!

26. Large Heydon Collider 13 hr later

    @zachleat ... in that it is like a runaway armoured car, that has somehow gone septic.

    1. Zach Leatherman 19 hr later

       @heydon lets do a postmortem on this toot

27. Heather Migliorisi 1 day later

    @zachleat - something something foundation is not deep enough…the pipes going to and fro freeze and burst …poo pond yard

    OR

    too many ppl (npm packages) in a single dwelling using (site) and cause the tank to overflow (perf issues)