37 replies

1. Zander 4 min later

   @zachleat how many are you signed up to now?

   1. Zach Leatherman 10 min later

      @zander ugh, just casually reserving my username for yet another one that I will subsequently ignore forever

      1. Zander 17 min later

         @zachleat you just persuaded me to sign up and do the same.. followed you while I was there too.. not a fan of it so far. All I saw was Ladbible, Sidemen (whoever they are) and Mr Beast. FML

2. Zach Leatherman 12 min later

   threads lightly

   1. Zach Leatherman 20 min later

      are we even allowed to have friends in the EU

      1. Cory 21 min later

         @zachleat who needs the EU when you've got Zuck's warm embrace?

         1. Zander 22 min later

            @cory @zachleat that sounds disgusting

         2. Zach Leatherman 22 min later

            @cory your data is only a little radioactive, for heat

            1. Cory 25 min later

               @zachleat the halflife is the benefit you derive from your social graph, or something

      2. Robb Knightmare 22 min later

         @zachleat brexit means brexit zach so no

         1. Zach Leatherman 23 min later

            @robb *backs away slowly* 😅

         2. Dave 🧱 2 hr later

            @robb @zachleat really fearful the sarcasm isn’t landing

            1. Robb Knightmare 2 hr later

               @DavidDarnes @zachleat for a moment I forgot zach is not in fact, British.

               1. Sophie 2 hr later

                  @robb @DavidDarnes @zachleat I saw a post once where someone said you should add /sarcasm to your toot to make it clear. I think it’s safer to assume that everything everyone says is sarcasm. It’s pretty much the case with me.

                  1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

                     @sophie @robb @DavidDarnes haha boris johnson house of commons remember remember a fifth of pimms—I am one of you

                     you’ll never walk alone, arsenal

                     1. Robb Knightmare 3 hr later

                        @zachleat @sophie @DavidDarnes I know enough to know that’s a football reference but not enough to know if that’s the correct team.

                        1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

                           @robb @sophie @DavidDarnes it’s a soccer reference robb

                           …wait

                           1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

                              @robb @sophie @DavidDarnes I’ve now remembered that it was originally called soccer in our home country england so I stand by this statement

                              1. Rustie 3 hr later

                                 @zachleat @robb @sophie @DavidDarnes That’s pretty much the most offensive series of comments you can make to a Brit! Seriously considering blocking you @zachleat. (sarcasm)

                                 1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

                                    @rusticola @robb @sophie @DavidDarnes I declare my seasonally appropriate independence from this thread

      3. Stuart Langridge 23 min later

         @zachleat more than we are, these days, since we walked away like idiots

         1. Zach Leatherman 25 min later

            @sil can I join the united federation of planets yet

            1. Stuart Langridge 37 min later

               @zachleat better yet, you can start it! Be prepared for a load of arguments about whether federation is the way to run things, though

               1. Zach Leatherman 39 min later

                  @sil oh no

      4. amos 25 min later

         @zachleat nope

      5. Matt Stein 1 hr later

         @zachleat yeah but the tariffs are a bummer

      6. Jan van Hellemond 2 hr later

         @zachleat Essential, functional or tracking friends?

         1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

            @jvhellemond oh no

      7. Pär Björklund 3 hr later

         @zachleat can it even be called a friendship if it can't be monetized by a company?

         1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

            @Paxxi this is the question of our times

      8. Erik Kroes ✅ 4 hr later

         @zachleat yes, but they can't be shared

         1. Pelle Wessman 5 hr later

            @erikKroes @zachleat Except for when you are required to share them, repair them or reuse them

            1. Erik Kroes ✅ 13 hr later

               @voxpelli @zachleat felt kinda weird, the first time I took one to a repair cafe

      9. erikjohansson 1 day later

         @zachleat 🥲

   2. Jason Garber 2 hr later

      @zachleat you can thread it if you really want

3. James Garbutt 49 min later

   @zachleat I've resorted to just randomly choosing one each day to use. Some people I like to keep in touch with are on each one too (and not others) 😬

   1. Zach Leatherman 55 min later

      @43081j split custody!