how do I defragment my friends currently spread across 3+ social medias
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@zachleat This is the way
@scottjenson oh no!
@zachleat we need a new protocol which all the other protocols can communicate with
@jaredwhite haha these used to be commonplace! I remember unified messenger apps that could communicate on a bunch of different platforms simultaneously
@zachleat what a world we live in…feels like 20 years ago all over again 🤪
@zachleat @jaredwhite Trillian!
@scrwd @jaredwhite ahah yes! I know this reference!
@zachleat @jaredwhite Yup! I lived in Trillian for a while.
MSN, ICQ, IRC, Yahoo all in one list
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@ppk if this is Phone.app, I’m out
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@fasterthanlime but I like my friends 😭
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@fasterthanlime pushed to the margarines
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@zachleat *FriendFeed stirs from its deep slumber*
@mattdsteele the legend hath foretold!
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@dym it’s beautiful
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@dym fair
@zachleat sounds like you need the help of a SCO (Social Contacts Optimization) expert.
@simevidas cottage industry alert!
@zachleat remember when tumblr, posterous, and path? Feels like that again. 😁
@mikemai2awesome icq, aol im, jabber
@zachleat i loved icq haha
@zachleat I think I will simply use a friendship AI. It’s so much more efficient. Just imagine how many friends we could have on all those networks when we are no longer the bottleneck.
@bastianallgeier @zachleat Alternatively, what about just one friend who is always on your side and REALLY understands you? 😍 https://replika.ai
@matthiasott @zachleat even more efficient. I love it!
- This "friend" understands me a bit too well 😬 This is a pretty sketchy implementation imho
@corne 😳WTF.
First it sounds like Eminem…
“Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little”
…but then.
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@zachleat @bastianallgeier Your friend will always reply saying really nice things like “I heard Eleventy was good” 🥸
@zachleat Does it feel too …decentralized… to you? 😁