just got done explaining to my son that traffic lights are technically robots and now I’m deep in the philosophical rabbit hole of when it’s okay for robots to orchestrate our choices
I am fun at parties
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@zachleat Do bots dream of becoming robots
It's no different than traffic signs. They don't take any kind of decision, they only transmit orders someone wrote for us.
@zachleat Can I hire you for my kids next Birthday party?
@jgchristopher wait until you see my rates
@zachleat : If we consider them robots, traffic lights do pass Asimov's three laws of robotics. 🤔
#ThereIsNoSpoon@zachleat hope this helps to get out of the rabbit hole: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2015/mar/13/kinshasa-traffic-robots-robocops-in-pictures
@ranger this made it worse
@zachleat Spread this knowledge. Then wait for a bunch of films about whether it's okay to have sex with a traffic light.
@devolute I… do not understand this reference 😅
@zachleat you should come to Amsterdam, our traffic lights are optional
@nickrttn I am for a conference this year!
@zachleat nice! One of @KrijnHoetmer’s? Enjoy the city while you’re there
@zachleat I believe they’re even referred to as ‘robots’ in South Africa