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1. Clara 🏳️‍⚧️ Mastodon 5 min later

   @zachleat oh shit. It's candy corn season. Yay!

   No, but seriously, if you had a stash of candy corn and a stash of canned corn, the candy corn would be easier to turn into ethanol.

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 21 min later

      @rallias haha oh no a canned candy corn crossover moment??

      1. Clara 🏳️‍⚧️ Mastodon 17 hr later

         @zachleat Leave my precious candy corn alone.

         Although, I wonder what it would taste like to have a distilled candy-corn-based beverage. Damn you federal distilled beverage production prohibition.

2. Joshua Iz Bluesky 21 min later

   Or sugar.

   …wait.

3. Michael Bluesky 52 min later

   Candy corn is the stuff they eat on Pluribus.

4. Milan Raj Mastodon 3 hr later

   @zachleat are they not mostly corn syrup? 🌽

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 13 hr later

      @rajsite I tried pouring corn syrup in my gas tank and I have a few follow up questions