getting real tired of upgrading my web components every time a new major version of web components comes out
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this’ll be the last time … until the next time.
get in, we’re doing Web4
Foldable web components?!
@zachleat fucking insufferable version names SHADOW DOM 2: CRATER LAKE
@shnizmuffin SHADOW DOM 3: MOON UMBRA
@zachleat CUSTOM ELEMENTS PRO, CUSTOM ELEMENTS NANO, CUSTOM ELEMENTS PLASTIC EDITION FOR POOR PEOPLE
@shnizmuffin THIS CUSTOM ELEMENT REGISTRY IS SPONSORED BY :SCOPE, WE AREN’T JUST A MOUTHWASH ANY MORE, LATE STAGE CAPITALISM EDITION
@zachleat :SCOPE is a trusted partner of web components. Information about how, when, where, in proximity to what, and how often you use web components may be shared with :SCOPE as outlined in the web components Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.
@shnizmuffin CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU EXPERIENCE SYMPTOMS FROM TELEMETRY
@zachleat I hate this too, I'm thinking of canceling my Web Component Pro subscription
They also really need to work on their auto-update/backwards compatibility game...
a thousand <update-notifier> toasts cried out in pain
YEAH WHATS WITH THE HTML PLATFORM AND ITS RAPID PACE CHEESE WHIZ!!!!! ITS LIKE TRYING TO HIT A CONSIDERATELY-PACED TARGET!!!
oops caps
I tried to use caps lock and it asked me for a passkey
You think that's bad? I remember when I had to rewrite all my HTML4 sites when HTML5 came along. And that was before we had WeebPonk to build, bundle and shake my tree.
You laugh but I have clients demanding we upgrade Bootstrap because 4 is EOL
EOL means you can charge extra right
I want to do GOOD WORK, Zach. It’s what’s wrong with me.
ugh sorry I can’t fix us in fact I WONTFIX us
we offer this ritualistic sacrifice to appease weebponk
Actual footage of WeebPonk's ferocious treeshakers accepting our offerings
we need tech logos to adopt this style of ominous foreshadowing
We need someone to take the lead
…I don’t hate it
This looks like someone has made the wrong choice in The Warlock of Firetop Mountain - Fighting Fantasy book.
Start again – turn to page 1.
Accept that it's all over – turn to page 99.it has some Founders from Bioshock vibes to it that make me uncomfortable 😅

Im still on v1 and shadydom
won’t someone please think of the tech debt
𝘖𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘥! 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 <𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬>!
what is this referring to? have I missed some big wc news? 👀😅
nothing specific 🫣
Wondering this as well, what did I miss about wc?
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@westbrook have you even seen the huge breaking changes coming in the 2027 release
Every year I brace myself for the inevitable Web Components rewrite. Every year the browser rudely keeps supporting my code.
Zach.
the web platypusform is unpredictable
look, on second read here I have some regrets
What about run `npm install web-components@latest` and setup Dependabot? I think that should work 🤔
risky install maybe www.npmjs.com/package/web-...
debated switching careers to avoid the headache when declarative shadow DOM dropped
I will offer you my torch to light your way in these dark times
through the shadows, so to speak.
the next version fixes everything and builds are now 176% faster too
also the old versions are unsupported and completely insecure. you probably already had your identity stolen. #goated