15 replies

1. Adzie Mastodon 2 min later

   @zachleat Microsoft would always take the crown though

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 3 min later

      @adzetko ehhhh, I dunno about that!

      1. Adzie Mastodon 5 min later

         @zachleat as long as Teams count as a "corporate website" I'm afraid the game is rigged lol

2. Tixie Salander Mastodon 14 min later

   @zachleat Maybe contact @calibre so they could make a variant page of https://calibreapp.com/tools/website-speed-leaderboard for the worse websites 😁

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 15 min later

      @tixie @calibre *yes* let’s make a Web Perf Razzies together

      1. benschwarz Mastodon 8 hr later

         @zachleat @tixie @calibre Unfortunately webperf.social unexpectedly went away, and as such Calibre isn't on fedi anymore. Fear not, I'm still here for shenanigans 😇

         Got any top contenders?

         1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 20 hr later

            @benschwarz @tixie @calibre I saw vercel score a lighthouse in the 20s recently 😅

            1. benschwarz Mastodon 1 day later

               @zachleat @tixie @calibre Who? 😇

3. Simon Ziegler Bluesky 17 min later

   I’m launching my startup and website on Sept 1, and now you’re worrying me.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 22 min later

      the tension between accountability and shame 😅😅😅😅

      1. Simon Ziegler Bluesky 28 min later

         
         1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 29 min later

            don’t read my thoughts!!

4. Jakob E Bluesky 28 min later

   I’m game - just need @jakearchibald.com to focus on web support for .tiff 😜

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 29 min later

      can you imagine 🫣

5. Hugo Nogueira Bluesky 2 hr later

   I’m not a fan of public shaming the work of other devs but if others do it for me… 👀