20 replies

1. Bastian Allgeier Mastodon 3 min later

   @zachleat … before you can call it a store? 🎶

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 3 min later

      @bastianallgeier we need a store for app stores

      1. Erik Vorhes Mastodon 10 min later

         @zachleat @bastianallgeier yo dawg

2. cthos 🐱 Mastodon 6 min later

   @zachleat zero because an app store cannot store

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 10 min later

      @cthos how many flashlight apps does it take to screw in an app store

      1. cthos 🐱 Mastodon 15 min later

         @zachleat 7, one to monetize the lightbulb and 6 to harvest your personal information.

3. SimonCox Bluesky 11 min later

   Depends on how many stories tall it is and how many tall stories there are in it.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 11 min later

      if a tall story falls in the woods…

      1. SimonCox Bluesky 18 min later

         ...there will be no-one to write about it and no-one would beleive it anyway.

4. Rik Schennink Mastodon 24 min later

   @zachleat it’s app stores all the way down

5. KiloQubit Bluesky 59 min later

   Trick question, an app store does not store stores, an app store stores apps.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 1 hr later

      let me introduce you to my new app store for app stores

      1. Hannes Lerchl Bluesky 1 hr later

         Does it also contain those app store which do not contain itself?

         1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 1 hr later

            an app store that is itself not an app! blasphemy!!

6. Web Awesome Bluesky 1 hr later

   an app store would store as many stores as an app store could store if an app store could store stores 😮‍💨

7. luminousherbs Bluesky 1 hr later

   idk like 2

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 1 hr later

      every app is an app store with in app purchases

8. TunafishTiger Mastodon 8 hr later

   @zachleat if an App Store could store apps?

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 22 hr later

      @tunafishtiger exactly

9. Michael Warren Bluesky 10 hr later

   yo dawg