my son asked me if tofu was a style of martial arts and I loved it so much
Zach Leatherman 44 replies 3535 likes Original on Bluesky4 replies
Tofu is a fine style of martial arts, surpassed only by tempeh
Shit, now we have to fight about this
🎶 Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-hoEverybody was tofu fighting
- nobody asked but i feel thats fun to sing than
Everybody was tempeh fighting
🎶 Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
As a martial artist, it is very important that you do not lose your tempeh