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1. Bryan Robinson Bluesky 1 min later

   Only the most important things, Zach!

2. Kilian Valkhof Bluesky 1 min later

   What store?

   1. Stuart Robson Bluesky 3 min later

      have you tried looking at it on a desktop browser

      1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 5 min later

         try landscape orientation

3. Matt Stein Mastodon 3 min later

   @zachleat The marketers tried to cram *everything* up there but it was structurally unsound.

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 4 min later

      @mattrambles looking pretty clean with my AR ad-blocker

4. Rich Holman Bluesky 6 min later

   There is no data to support any reduced usage of this store. Studies show people continue to use the space above the store.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 9 min later

      air traffic control has classified this as restricted airspace

5. Jeroen ✦ 102→ Bluesky 7 min later

   A few other stores, called “GDPR Consent Blocking Banner”, “Newsletter Sign Up Blocking Modal”, “Allow Notifications Unwanted Alert” and the huge “Ad Banner With Sound” store.

   Nobody wants them but there they are.

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6. Bob Monsour Mastodon 7 min later

   @zachleat Loks like everything is "below The Fold”

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 8 min later

      @bobmonsour good question: what is in the basement underneath??

      1. Thain Mastodon 14 min later

         @zachleat bodies ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcCmmtLl1Zo
         @bobmonsour

         1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 20 min later

            @Thain if drowning pool has taught us anything it is to never let the bodies hit the floor

7. Ben Brignell Bluesky 12 min later

   Were there people walking around aimlessly unable to find the door?

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 21 min later

      you must be signed in to use Door feature

8. Raymond Camden Mastodon 13 min later

   @zachleat im giving you the same eye roll my girls do when they hear one of my jokes. exact. same. roll. :P

   1. Zach Leatherman Mastodon 19 min later

      @raymondcamden this reaction is fuel 😅

9. Joshua Iz Bluesky 14 min later

   Don't forget what's underneath. Maybe not prime real estate but still important.

   1. Zach Leatherman Bluesky 22 min later

      I don’t think anyone goes into the basement

      1. Joshua Iz Bluesky 1 hr later

         Marketing and merchandising would like a word.

10. Adrian Bece Bluesky 24 min later

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