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   1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      me?? specifically? 😅

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         1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

            why would you say something so immediately and easily disproven given the large body of open source code I have published without it also being 100% accurate?

      2. Wes 4 hr later

         Yep. You and only you. For sure not something that has ever happened to anything us ever.

         1. Wes 4 hr later

            *any of us ever

            1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

               *backs away slowly*

               1. Wes 4 hr later

                  My favorite when this happens is when I find the test *never* actually tested anything, sometimes for *years* 😂

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                     1. Wes 8 hr later

                        Same same 😂

2. Arthur Doler 5 min later

   The IDE: Everything's fine.
   The build: Everything's fine.
   The tests: Everything's fine.
   Me:

   1. Jay 58 min later

      Funny enough, code coverage for my tests recently helped me find an issue I didn't know we had. We were trying to read an unused array that was left behind.

      1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

         my code coverage is more like swiss cheese

   2. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      1200 tests passing and I still don’t trust it

3. Private reply 35 min later
   1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      look, if I’m hungry I’m gonna eat the snacks either way

4. Passle ☭ 1 hr later

   That ain't right

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      this test suite is too green to be true

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6. Dave Rupert 2 hr later

   Nah. Dude. You’re good. Push it live. What’s the worst that could happen.

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      I thought you were the angel but now I suspect both of my shoulders have devils

      1. Dave Rupert 4 hr later

         m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBC2...

         1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

            ahahahha 🤣

            imma eat that egg too those were good arguments

            1. Dave Rupert 4 hr later

               Why would all the tests pass if you weren’t supposed to push it to main?

7. Mike Aparicio 2 hr later

   What are these "tests" you speak of?

   1. Zach Leatherman 4 hr later

      oh no

8. Hi, I'm Doug 8 hr later

   Turns out feature flag and your entire code path is untested. You'll find out at 2AM. As is tradition.