21 replies

1. Jay Hannah 10 min later

   what about syrup under pancakes? </Bosch www.imdb.com/title/tt3502... >

   Bluesky-- # really need skeet editing

   1. Zach Leatherman 15 min later

      I’m on board with this, especially if it’s warm

2. ty.pvd 21 min later

   Nope. Straight to jail.

3. Michael 33 min later

   This is a weird way to come out as an absolute monster

   1. Zach Leatherman 41 min later

      a presidential pardon for people that trusted a fart a little bit too much

      1. William Allyn Nova (he/they) 3 hr later

         FINALLY!!!!!

4. Christian Alder 1 hr later

   Milk first!? That is not ok Zach.

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      a presidential pardon for people that don’t regularly update their devices to the latest versions

      1. Christian Alder 1 hr later

         Ok now that I can get behind 💪 (Speaking as someone with pending updates... somewhere)

         1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

            a presidential pardon for people that only support pardons for things they’ve done personally

5. Private reply 3 hr later
6. Andy Davies 3 hr later

   When we're short of milk I do this!

   By adding the milk first I can incrementally add cereal rather than just chucking my normal amount in

   1. Zach Leatherman 3 hr later

      yesss I knew we could find a proper use case.

      also hear me out, what if condensed milk first—then cereal—*then* saturate it all with water

      1. Andy Davies 5 hr later

         🤮

7. Bobafettywap 6 hr later

   No, that’s psychotic

   1. Zach Leatherman 6 hr later

      a presidential pardon for people that are extremely and chronically online

      1. Bobafettywap 6 hr later

         Finally, I’ve been seen !

      2. Andy Davies 18 hr later

         Isn’t that self-dealing Zach?

         1. Zach Leatherman 23 hr later

            a presidential pardon for people that post replies that I don’t really understand but just go along with

8. Private reply 13 hr later
   1. Zach Leatherman 23 hr later

      a presidential pardon for people that keep trying to take the honey from honeypots