38 replies

1. 🐴 Alex Trost 2 min later

   The hoodie scares devs.

   The hat scares flat earthers.

   1. Zach Leatherman 5 min later

      the ice wall is melting because of climate change

      1. henry ✷ 1 hr later

         soon you won’t need the hoodie at all :)

         1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

            oh no

2. Scott Jehl 5 min later

   are you a spa

   1. Zach Leatherman 7 min later

      yes—performance is like golf scoring, no?

3. Gryphon 13 min later

   Using nextjs, I see

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      you are in the right place with this reply 🫶

4. Bramus 16 min later

   BRILLIANT! 😂

5. 👨🏿‍💻 Jerry 🎞️✂️ 21 min later

   Love the fit, but something about seeing a red hat puts me on guard lol

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      wait—does maroon count as a red hat?? I’ve been avoiding red hats for so long

      1. 👨🏿‍💻 Jerry 🎞️✂️ 1 hr later

         It's probably the color of my monitor being slightly off lol

6. Jens Grochtdreis 24 min later

   is this the ad for the Java-version of 11ty?

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      excuse me

7. Arturo 35 min later

   This year you could have done slightly above 0, no? It can't be that bad!

   1. Zach Leatherman 59 min later

      this year it would probably be this:

8. Emmett 43 min later

   Please stop sharing my website's score.... I'm trying my best.

   1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

      I’m sorry but also simultaneously somehow not sorry

      1. Emmett 1 hr later

         0 Performance score is pretty impressive.

         1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later
9. Marko Bajlovic 1 hr later

   lolololol this hits hard

10. Jesse Heady 1 hr later

    Hitchcock. Peele. Kubrick. Carpenter. Leatherman. Scary AF.

    1. Zach Leatherman 23 hr later

       ahaha here’s LIGHTHOUSE 🪓

       1. Jesse Heady 23 hr later

          AH! dude the scary day was yesterday (I kid, every day is Halloween like Ministry said)

11. Conor 👨🏻‍💻 1 hr later

    I am wondering how a person who has never used DevTools interrupts that? 🤔

    1. Zach Leatherman 1 hr later

       use a better tech stack, probably 😅

12. Andrew Walpole 2 hr later

    Great minds! bsky.app/profile/walp...

    1. Zach Leatherman 2 hr later

       *YES* (you did it better, clearly)

13. Raymond "Pumpkins" Camden 3 hr later

    This is perfect

14. gilbertococchi 3 hr later

    Great idea 😂! Brilliant!

15. Jon Kuperman 3 hr later

    omg

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17. Tabs 5 hr later

    As long as they're not about WordPress I'm fine with this

18. Max Böck 22 hr later

    Put a "SEO 100" on the back 😅

    1. Zach Leatherman 23 hr later

       @walpolea.andrewwalpole.com did it first/better bsky.app/profile/walp... 🏆

    2. Andrew James 23 hr later

       ‘MRR $10m’

19. Hidde 23 hr later

    omg Zach

20. Tomas Bankauskas 3 days later

    😂