virtualcomedycafe.com
https://www.virtualcomedycafe.com/
Data from Aug 21, 2026, 2:44 PM UTC — 4h old.
Built Awesome · 1 measurement · since Aug 21, 2026 · last attempt 4h
Scores
Lab metrics Lighthouse, mobile
| Metric | Current | Previous | Change | Best | Worst | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LCP Largest Contentful Paint | 1.74 s | — | — | 1.74 s | 1.74 s | |
| CLS Cumulative Layout Shift | 0 | — | — | 0 | 0 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 300 ms | — | — | 300 ms | 300 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 908 ms | — | — | 908 ms | 908 ms | |
| Speed Index | 908 ms | — | — | 908 ms | 908 ms | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 693 ms | — | — | 693 ms | 693 ms |
What LCP is made of
A flat LCP number tells you something regressed. The subparts tell you whether it was the server, resource discovery, the download, or rendering.
Page weight
| Metric | Current | Previous | Change | Best | Worst | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 2.85 MB | — | — | 2.85 MB | 2.85 MB | |
| Requests | 14 | — | — | 14 | 14 | |
| Third-party Weight | 58.9 kB | — | — | 58.9 kB | 58.9 kB | |
| Third-party CPU | 31 ms | — | — | 31 ms | 31 ms | |
| Unused JS | 0 B | — | — | 0 B | 0 B | |
| Unused CSS | 21.3 kB | — | — | 21.3 kB | 21.3 kB |
By resource type
Third parties 2 entities
58.9 kB transferred, 31 ms of main thread time. This is the number most likely to regress without anyone on your team shipping anything.
Page health
| Metric | Current | Previous | Change | Best | Worst | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 870 ms | — | — | 870 ms | 870 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 3 | — | — | 3 | 3 | |
| DOM Elements | 138 | — | — | 138 | 138 | |
| A11y Failures | 0 | — | — | 0 | 0 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 0 | — | — | 0 | 0 |
Main thread work
Axe violations axe-core , full rule set
The axe run failed: Navigation timeout of 120000 ms exceeded
Hygiene
Changes rarely — which is exactly why a change is worth noticing.
Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first. Failures are kept as records — "this site was down on Tuesday" is data too.
| When | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aug 21, 2026, 2:44 PM UTC | 93 | 1.74 s | 0 | 300 ms | 2.85 MB | 3/3 | ±3 | 2,311 | 155.1s |
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