theparchmentpaladin.com
https://theparchmentpaladin.com/
Data from Aug 21, 2026, 8:47 AM UTC — 10h old.
Built Awesome · 1 measurement · since Aug 21, 2026 · last attempt 10h
Stack
Detected on the same page load as the accessibility pass — the generator
from <meta name="generator"> or the shape of the page,
the host from response headers.
Scores
Lab metrics Lighthouse, mobile
| Metric | Current | Previous | Change | Best | Worst | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LCP Largest Contentful Paint | 1.91 s | — | — | 1.91 s | 1.91 s | |
| CLS Cumulative Layout Shift | 0.355 | — | — | 0.355 | 0.355 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 39 ms | — | — | 39 ms | 39 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 1.91 s | — | — | 1.91 s | 1.91 s | |
| Speed Index | 1.91 s | — | — | 1.91 s | 1.91 s | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 802 ms | — | — | 802 ms | 802 ms |
What LCP is made of
A flat LCP number tells you something regressed. The subparts tell you whether it was the server, resource discovery, the download, or rendering.
Page weight
| Metric | Current | Previous | Change | Best | Worst | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 4.45 MB | — | — | 4.45 MB | 4.45 MB | |
| Requests | 16 | — | — | 16 | 16 | |
| Third-party Weight | 2.41 MB | — | — | 2.41 MB | 2.41 MB | |
| Third-party CPU | 46 ms | — | — | 46 ms | 46 ms | |
| Unused JS | 71.5 kB | — | — | 71.5 kB | 71.5 kB | |
| Unused CSS | 0 B | — | — | 0 B | 0 B |
By resource type
Third parties 4 entities
2.41 MB transferred, 46 ms of main thread time. This is the number most likely to regress without anyone on your team shipping anything.
Page health
| Metric | Current | Previous | Change | Best | Worst | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 446 ms | — | — | 446 ms | 446 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 2 | — | — | 2 | 2 | |
| DOM Elements | 46 | — | — | 46 | 46 | |
| Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full axe run — stricter than Lighthouse's subset | 6 | — | — | 6 | 6 | |
| A11y Failures | 4 | — | — | 4 | 4 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 6 | — | — | 6 | 6 |
Main thread work
Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set
6 violating nodes across 4 rules, 108 passing. This is a standalone axe run, stricter than the subset Lighthouse folds into its score above — and it is the second tiebreaker in the ranking.
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critical
image-alt— Images must have alternative text 3 nodes -
moderate
heading-order— Heading levels should only increase by one 1 node -
serious
link-name— Links must have discernible text 1 node -
serious
list— <ul> and <ol> must only directly contain <li>, <script> or <template> elements 1 node
Accessibility failures 4 of 20 audits
Tracked as a count, not just the score — the weighted score is coarse enough that you can ship a broken component and barely move it.
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image-alt— Image elements do not have `[alt]` attributes 3 nodes -
heading-order— Heading elements are not in a sequentially-descending order 1 node -
link-name— Links do not have a discernible name 1 node -
list— Lists do not contain only `<li>` elements and script supporting elements (`<script>` and `<template>`). 1 node
Hygiene
Changes rarely — which is exactly why a change is worth noticing.
Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first. Failures are kept as records — "this site was down on Tuesday" is data too.
| When | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aug 21, 2026, 8:47 AM UTC | 81 | 1.91 s | 0.355 | 39 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±31 | 3,267 | 22.1s |
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